looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[CumExplorer]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

ah di di, it depends. i not professional so not at that rate, sorry... what's with these rates flying around LOLOLOLS!

sorry how did you derive at that rate? can tell me pls?

I din realised my thread is getting humourous!

sis DP, I think you publish that rate last year, and now is 2016, and you can always revise your rate anytime

Have fun and be humorous here

[CumExplorer]

Originally Posted by justl00king

No prob! For u...anytime!
Ahh..I thought yr later post some entertainment...is posting of your sexy pics lol

Cool bro enjoy your time and having fun here ...

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by CumExplorer

Cool bro enjoy your time and having fun here ...

Haha thanks cool bro!
I always enjoy my time here, having fun

U have a good one too!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Oh Missy Dpiggy...at last after a long deafening silence
You reappear dispensing answers as if Donald Trump has met his comeuppance
With Hilary Clitoris engorged to make him into a Democrat instead of leader of Republicans
OK you impress with the varied dishes loved by fatty Kims and old kamikazees
As you muse being foxy, comely, even kukuchiao touchy, my dear did you say
While Laobaby DHairy must thank you too for dedicating to him a song
But somehow you elak or sium, despite my guarantees, if I can buy or give you a bonk!!

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Orally, Laobaby DHairy practises super perfect mouth hygiene that can make dentists cry
Which explains their losses from no business from DH's full set of natural pearlies oh so nice
So tongue cleaning and teeth brushing are thrice daily affairs
What with gum blasting that DH enjoys quarterly after so much entanglement with pussy hair
Tehnee, teh little birdie... All fine with me
Question is will you really do it or just all talk only?: D

you must be keyboard warrior! because I doubt you will and/or can "buy"

btw, gum blasting is bad, it will erode your gums and loosen your teeth and eventually they will fall off!

neither Donald trump nor Hilary Clinton is good for business, it is just to hope to find out which is the lesser of 2 evils, but it will take 4years or 1 presidential term to know who may further slump the economy or promote war to boost economies.

sorry i am not looking for hit and run deals

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by justl00king

No prob! For u...anytime! ; )
Ahh..I thought yr later post some entertainment...is posting of your sexy pics : D lol

Originally Posted by justl00king

lolz..that was quite a long post!
But I kinda enjoy reading, so I get to know just a little more about u ; )

The songs r nice, but I much rather u call be HONEY instead : p
Good weekend sweet DP!

1. sexy pics are in my private collection, as a REWARD for "private eyes" who sought commitment only LOLS!

2. I had left that shit hole with the secretary/boss duo who like to spy on staff... now in another, trying to swim and surface, hopefully to reach the shore line!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by CumExplorer

sis DP, I think you publish that rate last year, and now is 2016, and you can always revise your rate anytime

Have fun and be humorous here

wow! i have published rates!!!! like hotel sia! so meaning this year must revised new higher published rates?~! and like hotel for long term rates they will be at a very reasonable rate with many upgrades, complimentary service and perks.

however, long term rates required contractual negotiations with terms and conditions, otherwise they won't be deem as competitive reasonable discounted rates

so what do you think my new published rates should be for 2016?!

[seabass]

In peso?. .

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

2. I had left that shit hole with the secretary/boss duo who like to spy on staff... now in another, trying to swim and surface, hopefully to reach the shore line!

That's great, hope all goes well for u.
Hv a good weekend DP!

[CumExplorer]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

wow! i have published rates!!!! like hotel sia! so meaning this year must revised new higher published rates?~! and like hotel for long term rates they will be at a very reasonable rate with many upgrades, complimentary service and perks.

however, long term rates required contractual negotiations with terms and conditions, otherwise they won't be deem as competitive reasonable discounted rates

so what do you think my new published rates should be for 2016?!

sis DP welcome back

you can publish your 2016 revised rate with different terms and conditions ... short term or log term here ... lot of people are waiting ...

You have a fun and romantic weekend ... outside raining hevey ... internal hevey drop ...

[CumExplorer]

Originally Posted by justl00king

That's great, hope all goes well for u.
Hv a good weekend DP!

bro both you have a happy weekend

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

you must be keyboard warrior!

Uncle DirtyHairy a keyboard warrior?
Before you pass judgment, why dont we meet up my dear?

because I doubt you will and/or can "buy"

Why the doubt when in earnest and in poems I apply
Yet you seem tentative your responses as you reply


btw, gum blasting is bad, it will erode your gums and loosen your teeth and eventually they will fall off!
Unless you are qualified in dentistry
My dental surgeon's expertise must be deeper than you can do orally

neither Donald trump nor Hilary Clinton is good for business, it is just to hope to find out which is the lesser of 2 evils, but it will take 4years or 1 presidential term to know who may further slump the economy or promote war to boost economies.

Indeed whoever becomes the next US president will have an impact
On the global economy, whether good or bad
But what the heck! Even if the world stands still
Sex continues everywhere should Hillary bbj Donald and not Bill


sorry i am not looking for hit and run deals

Why do you think it's only hit and run
If there's much sexual delight and fun
But then again is it not you who seem to be the one
Who is on the run with your constant vanishing acts and stunts?

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by CumExplorer

bro both you have a happy weekend

Cool bro, u too...have a happy fun week ahead!

[dirtyhairy]

Today a semi literate if not half blind salivating obnoxious teeko
He posb swiped me 5 points and called me a cheapo
Saying if I cannot pay not to stir shit
Goes to show his language comprehension is in dire need
When uncle DH here was visiting daily the many ladies of deligh
This accusing dim twit was probably having cheap orgasm flying kites

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Today a semi literate if not half blind salivating obnoxious teeko
He posb swiped me 5 points and called me a cheapo
Saying if I cannot pay not to stir shit
Goes to show his language comprehension is in dire need
When uncle DH here was visiting daily the many ladies of deligh
This accusing dim twit was probably having cheap orgasm flying kites

Very profound leh can use simple singlish explain bo???
Me passing by nia

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

Very profound leh can use simple singlish explain bo???
Me passing by nia

Hokey hopelessly totalled you ask what the fish
Uncle DHairy says and can he do so in Singlish?
So here it is...in hokkien too the message's gist
Limpeh DirtyHairy chin tuulan
Ooo chit eh sio kia bo mia ko bo lan
Kong limpeh DHairy bo lui cho bo lan
Apek sng charbor ee siokia ko suey han
Ee ko bo cheng kor, lampah bo mor...ee chye ki lan