My Life as a "Robert" Cheongster

My take on Shanghai is that it is too expensive when one is indulging in those neccessary evils. Perhaps I was'nt that "Robert" after all but prices I paid are as follows:

KTVs joints at 35th floor of Galaxy Hotel, Golden Shanghai Palace and 1 other which I can't remember name (but I suppose it's quite upmarket one);

Tips for siao jias : RMB 400 for accompany me in KTV
Booking LT: RM B1600 and RMB1500 on another occassion, was told by mummy that it is till next morning and even confirmed by my lau chiao friends but siao jias all make excuses and aLL wanna run away after 1 shot. Communication barrier was 90% and 75% respectively, my friends had to ask mummy for england speakum girls for ah lau. Despite this some minor quarrels and disagreement with chabors in hotel room as I insisted they stuck to the deal and stayed till morning.

Service rendered only 50%. allowed french kissing but no BJ and all straight fucks. Sien! I think GL lor 8 (when I tried once only) at least give some BJ with condom. I am BJ man unfortunately so was disappointing overall. All the way to China but returned extremely unfulfilled! Oh well, that's the way the Robert crumbles. Perhaps I no speakum Mandarin so got lousy service????
Everyone I read in forum says China happening and can get fulfilling sexual experiences and feelings from their fucks, sadly for me total opposite. SO I guess my first and only trip to China Land. But was certainly an eye-opener. Will stick to usual cheonging territory like Batam and BKK from now onwards.

The above is IMHO and my own thoughts so others who are more well versed and bred in greater familiarity of China will certainly differ in opinions. OK!!!

Cheers!!!

Bro Lau. I feel for u man. Sounded like you were truly looking forward to yr 1st china cheonging adventure from yr earlier posts so sad that it didnt turned out as well. That the sad irony of life and when one has raised expectations. Expect something good it always turn out bad and dont expect anything, u end up with the opposite and get a good bonus and a good time.

I am like you, being half fucked, half-baked and totally clueless with regards to china girls. Probably bec cannot communicate in mandarin altho' chinese like you. We are in the same robert boat!! I too agree that china girls no service (from my bonking adventures of them in batam) and that is why I stick to TGs and ceweks. Others in this forum, esp the lau chiaos of china will certainly beg to differ but like they say, one man's meat is another man's posion.....

Regards!!

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

Bro Lau. I feel for u man. Sounded like you were truly looking forward to yr 1st china cheonging adventure from yr earlier posts so sad that it didnt turned out as well. That the sad irony of life and when one has raised expectations. Expect something good it always turn out bad and dont expect anything, u end up with the opposite and get a good bonus and a good time.

I am like you, being half fucked, half-baked and totally clueless with regards to china girls. Probably bec cannot communicate in mandarin altho' chinese like you. We are in the same robert boat!! I too agree that china girls no service (from my bonking adventures of them in batam) and that is why I stick to TGs and ceweks. Others in this forum, esp the lau chiaos of china will certainly beg to differ but like they say, one man's meat is another man's posion.....

Regards!!

May tks for the kind words and thoughts bro assassinato. Yes, I did had high expectations and returned from Shanghai with a burst bubble. Ha ha. NVM. was'nt expecting a miracle to happen anyway.

Many thks to all brudders for their thoughts and advice in this thread which I earlier started bec was then feeling a bit down . But think I end it here and so cheers to all for your great views and insights!!
Tks everyone for yr sharing.......... cheers

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

May tks for the kind words and thoughts bro assassinato. Yes, I did had high expectations and returned from Shanghai with a burst bubble. Ha ha. NVM. was'nt expecting a miracle to happen anyway.

Many thks to all brudders for their thoughts and advice in this thread which I earlier started bec was then feeling a bit down . But think I end it here and so cheers to all for your great views and insights!!
Tks everyone for yr sharing.......... cheers

Girls in China tend to test the water to see how far they can go, they will make stupid rules to see how far they can push you. like no BJ for example. tell them to fuck off. tell them u dont want sex if they cant suck you off, and do this with some anger. they will back down.

they only do what they do because they think they can get away with it. guys leave your gentleman up bring at the airport pls, China is a dog eat dog society. it doesnt pay to be nice to the hoo.

i once ask a friend to try this girl i had before ( model figures and service was A+++ ) next day he complain she didnt do shit, wouldnt give him BJ, can suck on her nipple and the room had to be dark. anyway i called her handler and gave him a piece of my mind, next night, same girl, this time he had the time of his life with her plus another girl. ( which i felt i was obligated to arrange for him )

[Happykiwi]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

My take on Shanghai is that it is too expensive when one is indulging in those neccessary evils...Service rendered only 50%. allowed french kissing but no BJ and all straight fucks. Sien! I think GL lor 8 (when I tried once only) at least give some BJ with condom. I am BJ man unfortunately so was disappointing overall. All the way to China but returned extremely unfulfilled! Oh well, that's the way the Robert crumbles. Perhaps I no speakum Mandarin so got lousy service????....
...Everyone I read in forum says China happening and can get fulfilling sexual experiences and feelings from their fucks, sadly for me total opposite.

Sorry bro, there is a saying in Shanghainese:

"ja-nor-nga-baht-zhi" = "Chop" the foolish foreigners

[sassina2]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

My take on Shanghai is that it is too expensive when one is indulging in those neccessary evils. Perhaps I was'nt that "Robert" after all but prices I paid are as follows:

KTVs joints at 35th floor of Galaxy Hotel, Golden Shanghai Palace and 1 other which I can't remember name (but I suppose it's quite upmarket one);

Tips for siao jias : RMB 400 for accompany me in KTV
Booking LT: RM B1600 and RMB1500 on another occassion, was told by mummy that it is till next morning and even confirmed by my lau chiao friends but siao jias all make excuses and aLL wanna run away after 1 shot. Communication barrier was 90% and 75% respectively, my friends had to ask mummy for england speakum girls for ah lau. Despite this some minor quarrels and disagreement with chabors in hotel room as I insisted they stuck to the deal and stayed till morning.

Service rendered only 50%. allowed french kissing but no BJ and all straight fucks. Sien! I think GL lor 8 (when I tried once only) at least give some BJ with condom. I am BJ man unfortunately so was disappointing overall. All the way to China but returned extremely unfulfilled! Oh well, that's the way the Robert crumbles. Perhaps I no speakum Mandarin so got lousy service????
Everyone I read in forum says China happening and can get fulfilling sexual experiences and feelings from their fucks, sadly for me total opposite. SO I guess my first and only trip to China Land. But was certainly an eye-opener. Will stick to usual cheonging territory like Batam and BKK from now onwards.

The above is IMHO and my own thoughts so others who are more well versed and bred in greater familiarity of China will certainly differ in opinions. OK!!!

Cheers!!!

You are not alone, I went to Shanghai & Beijing for 2/3 nights each about 8 years ago and came back without losing one drop of sperm.

However, I did not get chopped in any way that I was not asking for. This because I was tied up in important conference duties there and only had a few nights off away from my own group of people to take care of.

There was definitely much to be enjoyed away from the bright lights of both Shanghai and Beijing's main city places; but, you need some language skills or at least one good communicator in the group with lots of ground research beforehand or at least a good local cheongster who knows the ropes and places to go and find them.

Just relying on taxis and hotel concierge will not do.

It has been suggested to me that Hainan Island is a great place full of WLs to be had and a great starting point for those with poor communication skills in Mandarin.

Any comments from those who know?

Meantime, I continue to throw my hard earned money in Indonesia and Thailand where we have some easier pickings at hand I suppose.

Bro Natto has been to Hainan and speaks volumes for it and is now pioneering new ground in Ulan Bator in Mongolia where he is raving about the great sexual animals he is bonking! No Mandarin required but expensive to get to via Beijing!

[MrDevil]

Originally Posted by sassina2

It has been suggested to me that Hainan Island is a great place full of WLs to be had and a great starting point for those with poor communication skills in Mandarin.

Any comments from those who know?

A budget airline started flying from KL>Hainan Island for as low as RM0.99 excluding tax. I tried calling to enquire, it cost about RM180 KL>Hainan with about a week advance booking with taxes in. Mind started to get itchy liao, hehehehe. Tasted too much tom yam, should try Hainan dishes soon.

[sassina2]

Originally Posted by MrDevil

A budget airline started flying from KL>Hainan Island for as low as RM0.99 excluding tax. I tried calling to enquire, it cost about RM180 KL>Hainan with about a week advance booking with taxes in. Mind started to get itchy liao, hehehehe. Tasted too much tom yam, should try Hainan dishes soon.

Sounds interesting and, I understand that the women come from all over China, not necessarily Hainan only!

Sadly schedule totally full till new year so this has to be next year! RM 180 plus taxes etc? Must go check it out!

Dr Devil, what airline is this? Thanks

[lahchi]

(Sung to the tune of Helen Reddy's "I am Woman") - old bruddrs will know this 80's hit;

I am Robert, hear me Roar;
going to Shanghai to have a ball;
and I gonna spend so much on the xiao jies I adore.

But I been down this Road before;
Like a Robert down on the floor;
No charbo gonna keep me down again.

I am Robeeeerrt, I am Robeeerrt.

Good and funny amended lyrics...I know that song Old Hero..actually it was hit for her in the 70's...so i too am an ah lau...anyway i feel that most guys who cheong have gone through what you have gone through in various degree..

i had the chance to settle down with a really nice chick in my last overseas posting...but i sought an OUT...i am always seeking an out when it gets serious...i can't take the responsibilities that comes along with it...so i bugger off to hunt and spend my sperm on the next hc ger, tui na ger, wl ger, maid ger..whatever ger it is but just don't wanna be tied down..

now i also old already..also reflecting on missed and wasted chances..but you Mr Robert have a great sense of humour...and in this f-up world of ours is not easy to maintain and it says a lot...you remind me ofone of those cowboy heroes in the magnificent 7....

riding into the sunset