I Finally Cheated on My Wife... with Our Maid

[alec]

😂... Great maid, great lover... Now lagi best... Great magician!!

[zl1983]

great update TS.

[SerflySGR]

Originally Posted by diputs1269

What a narrow escape here, phew!. Wanda is really a very smart girl, I am beginning to like her more hehe.

That's what I thought initially also Bro diputs1269. Thanks for staying tuned and sorry for the slower updates.

Originally Posted by HonkyTonkyMan

Bro I think Houdini couldn't have executed a greater escape then this but in this case it was Wanda that played the part of Houdini..

Yes, Bro HonkyTonkyMan, I also never expect she pull this stunt. And for a moment, I thought she had succeeded because my wife seem to brush it off.

Originally Posted by otamay

Great analysis here.

All are welcome to participate Bro otamay, be it sharing or personal analysis. Thanks for staying tuned.

Originally Posted by alec

😂... Great maid, great lover... Now lagi best... Great magician!!

Hahaha! Yes you are correct, Bro alec! But the best magicians will make money in your wallets disappear. And I hope that Wanda won't do that!

Originally Posted by zl1983

great update TS.

Thank you Bro zl1983! Love your thread also. That girl in that wedding lingerie - Yummy!

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Ok, I think I better close that pic and continue my writing. Heh heh!

[SerflySGR]

Originally Posted by SerflySGR

"Adek! Next time when you grow up, please don't be like your father," my wife told my son, "so old already still puke in his own bed. Lucky I am not sleeping in that thing anymore." with that she ushered my son out of the room.

I got up. Bad aftertaste in my mouth. The vomit and panic attack was real.

"You can stop acting now," Nadia said, "they all left already."

I gave her a puzzled look but she returned me a mocking smile and blew me a kiss and then she too left me alone, wondering what to make out of all these?

I was left alone in the bathroom as the rest of the entourage, including Nadia had adjourn into the hall. Perhaps it was guilt that made me stay behind because I felt a certain fear to walk out the door.

Trying to make myself 'useful', I took up the bed sheet, stained with a mixture of vomit and goo. It smelt really bad and I threw up on it, adding more vomit to the already smelly mess. Was the original vomit from me? Did I really throw up in my sleep? I was, after all, not feeling that good the day before. I did, however recognize the dark goo as the herbal drink that Wanda had given me as it had that distinct 'plant' smell. I wonder if Wanda had kept the remainder of the concoction in the room and if so, where was the receptacle that contained it in the first place? Scanning the area, I found no evidence of the bowl or cup in which I drank the potion from.

Seeing no reason to continue hiding in the bathroom, I gave my pungent mouth a quick gargled with mouthwash before joining the main group in the living room.

The lively chatter seemed to die down the moment I joined them.

"Why? Pengsan inside the toilet?" my wife asked sarcastically, "I thought need to ask Adek go inside to find you or may get Wanda to give you mouth-to-mouth." she retorted.

I gave everybody a weak smile but decided against saying anything. From the way my wife brushed off the matter, I guess I am already out of the woods so there is no point to complicate matters. But then again, Nadia's parting words at the bathroom made me more wary of her; what did she mean by "you can stop acting now"? Which part did she consider me as acting? Did I not look sick enough because I sure felt sick.

Nobody likes confrontations, especially family disputes. Even though my wife seemed to have gotten over Wanda 'hiding' in the master bedroom toilet, trying to wash off the dirty bed linen, there was still the 'mystery' as to why Wanda was 'hiding' there in the first place? I was surprised that Nadia didn't take this opportunity to cut me down a notch or two and 're-open the case'. Annie, visibly uncomfortable with the uneasy atmosphere came up with an excuse to leave.

"Tired la," she said, "some more the weather so hot, I think I am also falling sick. Better I faster go home, bathe, then have a good sleep."

Sophie also joined in, opting to share a cab with Annie. The only person who hasn't spoken was Nadia.

"Take care of yourself Abang, we still need you to take care of our dear sister." Nadia said earnestly. She then moved to hug my wife.

"Have a good rest," she said, "I am happy to be able to make you happy."

The three of us sent the three sisters to the door. My wife put her arm around my fat waist as they waved goodbye to us. This time around, nobody left their handphone behind so there was no need for Adek to run after anybody.

Although I was disappointed my 'holiday' with Wanda was cut short, personally I felt that things could have been worse so I'm counting my blessings.

[SerflySGR]

Originally Posted by SerflySGR

"Take care of yourself Abang, we still need you to take care of our dear sister." Nadia said earnestly. She then moved to hug my wife.

"Have a good rest," she said, "I am happy to be able to make you happy."

The three of us sent the three sisters to the door. My wife put her arm around my fat waist as they waved goodbye to us. This time around, nobody left their handphone behind so there was no need for Adek to run after anybody.

Although I was disappointed my 'holiday' with Wanda was cut short, personally I felt that things could have been worse so I'm counting my blessings.

As soon the door was closed and bolted, my wife's mood changed. She told my son to wash up and go and get ready for bed. You know something is definitely wrong as it was not even past dinner time. My son began to whine but she put her foot down.

"Go now!" she said in a stern voice. "Use the other toilet as your dad's is full of filth and vomit." I wonder what she meant by the word, 'filth' but again, felt no need to contest her words.

With my son out of the picture, my wife turned her attention to Wanda.

"Wanda," she said dryly, "I think no need to wash the bed sheet. It's soiled. Dirty. Just put it in a trash bag and throw it away. Washing only waste water and detergent."

Wanda nodded silently and went about to do her things.

"Sorry sayang," I offered an apology, "I really don't know what got over me."

"Hmm." her reply was short and concise.

Not wanting to appear guilty, I turned on the television and slumped on the couch, channel surfing.

"Sayang, you are not feeling well so don't watch TV already," my wife chided me.

Did she address me as 'sayang'? This means she's not angry with me. I nodded with a sulk but in my heart I was grinning with joy.

My son came out of the bathroom and joined me at the couch.

"You another one. Like father, like son." my wife remarked. "Just now ask you to help aunty carry her luggage, you said you were very tired. Now, after you mandi, you are full of energy right?"

"Super soldier serum." I chimed in. That was what Captain America, my son's hero, was injected with that made him strong.

"You," my wife said with a slight laugh, "don't encourage your son."

From her reaction, I knew that the worst was over. I gave myself a pat on my back and began thinking of how to 're-connect' with Wanda once they both retired for the night. Baby steps. Maybe no full blown hanky-panky as I need to respect my wife. And, somehow, the way she spoke just now, rekindled something inside of me that made me fall in love with her all those years ago. I smiled as I resumed channel surfing.

[Nomaninohani]

Very nice share, enjoy reading a lot!

[SerflySGR]

Originally Posted by Nomaninohani

Very nice share, enjoy reading a lot!

Thank you Bro Nomaninohani! Glad you enjoy. Check back in soon!

[SerflySGR]

Originally Posted by SerflySGR

My son came out of the bathroom and joined me at the couch.

"You another one. Like father, like son." my wife remarked. "Just now ask you to help aunty carry her luggage, you said you were very tired. Now, after you mandi, you are full of energy right?"

"Super soldier serum." I chimed in. That was what Captain America, my son's hero, was injected with that made him strong.

"You," my wife said with a slight laugh, "don't encourage your son."

From her reaction, I knew that the worst was over. I gave myself a pat on my back and began thinking of how to 're-connect' with Wanda once they both retired for the night. Baby steps. Maybe no full blown hanky-panky as I need to respect my wife. And, somehow, the way she spoke just now, rekindled something inside of me that made me fall in love with her all those years ago. I smiled as I resumed channel surfing.

After some time, Wanda emerged from the master bedroom, with a black trash bag in tow. It was such a waste, I particularly liked this bedsheet. But then again, it's much better than to have to sleep in a stained bed sheet or even worse, to have my wife disbelieve Wanda's excuse that I threw up in my sleep, soiling my bed sheet. I think this was the lesser evil.

My wife instructed Wanda to take the foul-smelling thing downstairs and to dispose it immediately. Wanda nodded and quickly went on her way.

When Wanda came back, my wife called her aside, "Wanda," she began, "from now onwards, I want you to sleep in the study room with me. In case I need anything, you can be there to help me." Turning to our son, my wife continued, "You have to learn to be independent; you will now sleep in Wanda's room and learn to wake up in the morning on your own. Of course, if you oversleep, Wanda will wake you up."

My son wanted to say something but my wife cut him off by 'seeking my approval', "Do you agree with my arrangement, sayang?"

"It's a good idea. Adek has always wanted a room to himself. Now is as good time as any to get him started." I concurred.

But the moment the words left my mouth, I started to worry: what about Wanda's belongings? If she were to 'move in' with my wife in the study room, would she have to also 'vacate' the wardrobe that currently houses all her clothes, including the sexy lingerie and cute panties that I bought her? If she were to do any 'moving' openly, won't my wife and son see them? I was also afraid my son would start snooping into Wanda's things. Come to think of it, when I am away at work, what's stopping my wife from snooping around? I am sure she has got spare keys to all the locks and drawers in the home. And, even if she didn't, as the mistress of the house, she has every right to get Wanda to unlock and open up. I had to play the cards close to my chest; didn't want to act rashly and put my wife on alert unnecessarily.

"Hello! Daydreaming again?" my wife's voice rang out.

"Huh?" I gave my wife a blank look, "what did you say? Sorry, I'm still not feeling too good."

"You poor thing. I will get Wanda to cook some simple porridge for all of us, ok?" my wife offered.

"Huh? Porridge?" my son groaned, "can we not eat porridge?"

"No," my wife replied firmly, "you had your fair share of junk food in Indonesia; it's time you ate something simple. School is re-opening soon and we don't you taking ill."

"Come Wanda," my wife called out to Wanda, "let's cook something different tonight for these two big babies. I will show you how to cook porridge based on my grandmother's recipe. Rasa istimewa!" my wife exclaimed

Wanda giggled, "Yes ma'am! Rasa istimewa!" she sounded excited to pick up a skill or two from my wife as she followed my wife into the kitchen.

Before she disappeared into the kitchen, I saw Wanda give me one last 'backward glance' and a quick wink before she went for her 'kitchen training'.

But this time around, it was not the actions of Wanda that kept the gears in my head turning. Rather, it was the manner in which my wife behaved that got me pondering: although we were apart for only a few days, there was a marked difference in my wife's behaviour; she suddenly seemed so bubbly, so energetic. For a woman who is sick, she appeared so 'full of life'. Is this why some people say that an overseas trip could energize a weary soul?

[diputs1269]

Thanks for the gteat updates, what a lucky escape. Please continue.

[bebe69]

Lucky escape indeed! Well written. Great effort.

[HonkyTonkyMan]

Originally Posted by SerflySGR

Yes, Bro HonkyTonkyMan, I also never expect she pull this stunt. And for a moment, I thought she had succeeded because my wife seem to brush it off.

oh boy sounds like the calm before the storm cos your latest updates above doesn't seems to indicate a storm brewing...

[otamay]

Originally Posted by HonkyTonkyMan

oh boy sounds like the calm before the storm cos your latest updates above doesn't seems to indicate a storm brewing...

Ya hopefully should be back to normal.

[astran]

Shit man you got me panicking for Wanda and you hahaha

But I kinda agree with some of the bros, feels like the calm before the storm...any stories of you and your wife?

[SerflySGR]

Originally Posted by diputs1269

Thanks for the gteat updates, what a lucky escape. Please continue.

You think it's a lucky escape, Bro diputs1269? I thought so too.

Originally Posted by bebe69

Lucky escape indeed! Well written. Great effort.

Thank you for the compliments; I owe it to the bros and sis that log in to read to give a proper account.

Anyway, you also think I got away clean, Sis bebe69?

Originally Posted by HonkyTonkyMan

oh boy sounds like the calm before the storm cos your latest updates above doesn't seems to indicate a storm brewing...

Bro HonkyTonkyMan, you are really the sifu of understanding women.
Really like reading your observations and insights!

So 'does' or 'doesn't' seem to indicate a storm brewing?

Originally Posted by otamay

Ya hopefully should be back to normal.

That was what I thought Bro otamay because she seemed so much more 'lively' after she came back from the trip.

Originally Posted by astran

Shit man you got me panicking for Wanda and you hahaha

But I kinda agree with some of the bros, feels like the calm before the storm...any stories of you and your wife?

I wish there was a way to 'transfer' the real panic to you Bro astran. When the whole family is in the living room and the naked girl is in your bedroom with the only exit is through the living room; I was shitting bullets!

What do you mean stories of me and my wife? You mean before we got married?

Or are you also talking about 'the calm before the storm' story?

[GrieGzEters]

For a woman who is sick, she appeared so 'full of life'.

Not trying to curse or anything but in the Chinese culture, sometime this mean it’s the moment before death. I have witness these a few times and it’s quite scary.

Of course I do hope ur Wife is well and enjoying life right now.