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01-06-2013, 07:45 AM
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Re: Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny
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01-06-2013, 09:44 PM
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Its so entertaining to see how delusional and ironical he gets.. the point is, i burst out laughing (literally) when i saw this reply to the very funny TS.. bth...
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02-06-2013, 01:08 PM
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Re: Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny
Up thread for awareness
Rgds, Ah Wee
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02-06-2013, 07:31 PM
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Re: Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny
A guy walks into a bar and orders two glasses of Vodka.The bartender says "had a tough day?" The guy replied "yeah I found out my younger brother is gay".The next day the same guy walks into the bar again and this time orders 3 glasses of Vodka. The bartender says "another bad day?" The guy replied "yeah i just found out my elder brother is gay".
The next day the same guy walks into the bar and this time orders 5 glasses of Vodka. The bartender looked at him and said "Man doesn't anyone in your family likes women???" The guy replied sullenly "Yeah, my wife, angelX" Rgds, Ah Wee
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03-06-2013, 06:59 AM
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人生不是终点，是过程！ 好的不好的都要享受它。 想和做，谁先后？ 是做了想， 还是想了做？ There are four boxes; Thing important thing urgent to do Thing important thing not urgent to do Thing not important thing urgent to do Thing not important thing not urgent to do Which one you are in????
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03-06-2013, 07:01 AM
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Cool man, power tan. Since a long time that I laughed at ur jokes 
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03-06-2013, 07:07 AM
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人生不是终点，是过程！ 好的不好的都要享受它。 想和做，谁先后？ 是做了想， 还是想了做？ There are four boxes; Thing important thing urgent to do Thing important thing not urgent to do Thing not important thing urgent to do Thing not important thing not urgent to do Which one you are in????
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03-06-2013, 11:17 AM
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Re: Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny
The maserati driver subidowa walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:
Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive ladies serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "How can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers subidowa, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes", she nodded and smiles, "indeed I am." subidowa replied loudly "Well then go wash your fucking hands! I want a cheese sandwich!!" Rgds, Ah Wee
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03-06-2013, 12:18 PM
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Re: Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny
Jt1990tj has just mastered the art of finding a FB and starts his first training workshop. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to upgrade their 'seh'. Jt1990tj decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To break the ice, and to get the training started, Jt1990tj decides to ask a show of hands how often the attendees had sex. He first asks for a show of hands of all the people who had sex almost every night. A modest number of hands were raised. He then asks, how many had sex once a week? This time a larger number of hands were raised. Jt1990tj then asks how many had sex once or twice a month? Again a few hands were raised. After Jt1990tj polled his group several more times he noticed one guy who looks like an Asian Brad Pitt sitting off to the side with this huge beaming grin on his face. Jt1990tj noticed that the guy never raised his hand even once, so he asked him how often he had sex. The guy said, "Once a year!" To Jt1990tj's dismay, he responded, "Why are you so happy getting sex only once a year?". The grinning Asian Brad Pitt lookalike smiled cheekily, "Tonight's the night!"
Rgds, Ah Wee
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04-06-2013, 01:35 PM
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Re: Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny
aceaceguy:Happy Valentine Sweetie
angelX: Thanks so much baby. So where's my valentine day gift? aceaceguy: (pointing) Do you see that red Ferrari parked over there? angelX: Oh my God!....yes....yes...yes...I can't believe this....!!! aceaceguy: I bought you a toothbrush & a hairband of the same colour. angelX: FUCKING IDIOT!!! Rgds, Ah Wee
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04-06-2013, 02:45 PM
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not specially funny but kind of unique that u mentioned me  rdgs ace
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04-06-2013, 02:53 PM
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人生不是终点，是过程！ 好的不好的都要享受它。 想和做，谁先后？ 是做了想， 还是想了做？ There are four boxes; Thing important thing urgent to do Thing important thing not urgent to do Thing not important thing urgent to do Thing not important thing not urgent to do Which one you are in????
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04-06-2013, 02:59 PM
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