Tales from the Middle East

[sipeixian]

Hi Bro Bomber,
I miss ur tales of ME,Ha Ha!

[flowerpot]

TS busy making stories, therefore no time to continue his tales.

Anyway, TS, nice tales, pls continue...

[BT8888]

TS, I envy you. I have been to Doha and Dubai before but no such experience.

Please continue your tales.

[persona98]

bro how come no more update??
anxiously waiting.

[ikariamsg]

love this story

[BCL25]

tks, intereesting story

[AX1206]

Originally Posted by B52bomber

how good to have bonk her doggy....i know this fish is going to take my baits from her reaction......

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I was trying to search for her weak point in dressing which most gals have make this mistake unknowingly..VPL (Visible Panties Lines), but she seem to have gone thru all those training she must have use those lace panties that is not easily visible. So jokingly, i took advantage of her well dress to make a horny comment

Me : you dont wear panties?

Sharah : you naughty man

Me : I am being honest and direct, i dont hide my feelings. I am not a hyprocrite person who does things the other round.

Sharah : you are a danger man

Me : you can say that, but i forewarn of the consequenses to anyone when dealing with me..lol.. and those that are able to accept and understand my intention will enjoy the company being with me.

Lifah came back to her seat and they started their conversation in Arabic, Lifah was smiling at me when they were in their conversation. (in my mind i was thinking, what the fuck are you gals talking, i also begin to have this thinking that maybe she want me to go to the toilet with her and i fantasied bonking her in the toilet or perhags she want to give me a blow job in the sky and that would be a record for me....)

lifah : hey what you thinking?

me : oh so sorry... your smile and looks carried me away..lol

Sharah : he is a dangerous man to be with.. he state his intention clearly

Lifah : what intention?

me : Oh no Sharah, you gonna stay away from me becos i am being frank and honest?

Lifah : What's going on my friend?

Sharah : you got me wrong, i was just trying to explained to Lifah about what you told me.

they began to speak in Arabic again and started to giggle and giving me a side glance.. (maybe they want to give me a 3P on board, i began my fantasy again..

crook ideas come out from my mind again and i want to see their panic state since they speak an Alien language in front of me.(i know nuts anout Arabic other then numbers)

Me : you gals very naughty, dont forget that i had been in the Minddle East for many years, so i actually understand what is the convesation between both of you.

Hearing what i had just said, their face show shocked and embarrassement.

Lifah : so sorry i'm the one that started first.( face was kind of flush)

Me : its ok, i am use to people making jokes of me.but i am a very frank person, no hiding, if you want me takes me to the toilet, i do anything you want, you can suck me, ride me, but the compartment is small...

Lifah : you bullshit ! you dont undertand Arabic, you are really a dangerous man.

Me and Sharah laughing so loud that it disturb the quietness in the business classa
that elder man turn around and say :must be interesting, we are just half an hours onto the flight.. but i need some rest.


Me: oh sorry KNNCCB, sorry to disturb you.

Sharah : what is the meaning of KNNCCB

Me: Oh its our local term of greeting like God Bless You.

( actually in the middle east KNNCCB is very good to use: you can shout it in public, no body will understand what you mean , during the Ramadan period, most public servant received their compliment from me becos they will give Ramadan as an excuse for not carrying out the work)

Lifah : oh thank you, next time if i meet some people on board from sg, i will be able to use this KNNCCB, that will makes them more comfortable...

Me : hahahahahaha.....

Lifah is my pronounce not correct...?

me : no you are perfect...hahahahaha

The elderman turn his head over again.
Sharah raises her palm to her forehead and give him an apology guesture and say sory sir, KNNCCB.
I was controlling my laughter this time round and told the gals that we better stop talking as it will disturb the peace here.

We lowered our seat and all ready for a good sleep thru the entire journey

Lifah : good night to you and KNNCCB

Sharah : sleep well and KNNCCB

Me : KNLB to both of you (eat my own shit now ! phui !)

Sharah : what that mean

Me: mmmm bless your mother too..CCB !..zzzzzzzzzz[/QUOTE]
KNNCCB!!! Haha... Reminds me of the time i was working is UAE. Use to say that to the police everytime i get stopped for checks and they will smile back!!!