Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[khimgek]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I would want her for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[SBMEDSUP]

jokes bump..
more more please..

[Hurricane88]

Ur laugh for today 😇
😅😅😅🤣🤣
A cruise ship was about to sink.The white people looked amongst themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was nervous.
With tears in his eyes the ship captain suddenly spotted one of the black janitors, he pointed his finger at him and shouted; " You! Pray for us!"
Afraid he would be punished for not listening the black man agreed and started his prayer with confidence;

"Lord, as I was boarding this ship it said 'WHITES ONLY'.... When I wanted to use the bathroom the sign said 'WHITES ONLY'.....when I went to the tables for dinner it said 'WHITES ONLY'...... So Lord as this ship is about to sink, I pray that you take 'WHITES ONLY' "AMEN".

Lollllllll
Don't spoil the fun, pass it on!!👌

[Hurricane88]

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[dyelook]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

now i know why i masturbate more often during cb time...

[bail]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Very nice joke. Now this is life cycle.

[wuxing]

Thank you so much for all the lovely nice jokes.

[stimulus]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Whole world flying only one flag.

United nations flag.

[kiwano]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Chinese best middle men besides Indian.

Thank you for sharing.

[Zacross]

Very nice jokes. TYVM.

[hoof4hang]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Thks for good share LMAO

[MountShinkotek]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Ur laugh for today 😇
😅😅😅🤣🤣
A cruise ship was about to sink.The white people looked amongst themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was nervous.
With tears in his eyes the ship captain suddenly spotted one of the black janitors, he pointed his finger at him and shouted; " You! Pray for us!"
Afraid he would be punished for not listening the black man agreed and started his prayer with confidence;

"Lord, as I was boarding this ship it said 'WHITES ONLY'.... When I wanted to use the bathroom the sign said 'WHITES ONLY'.....when I went to the tables for dinner it said 'WHITES ONLY'...... So Lord as this ship is about to sink, I pray that you take 'WHITES ONLY' "AMEN".

Lollllllll
Don't spoil the fun, pass it on!!👌

Fully agreed. If there is a disaster in SG, please affect the WHITES (those greedy white bastards politicians) ONLY

[35cents]

nice one bro.... couldn't agree with you more....

Originally Posted by dyelook

now i know why i masturbate more often during cb time...

[BBHumper]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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I Like This. Good Excuse to be an Alcoholic.

[NatalieDie]

Originally Posted by coronapocalypse

Did I saw some nuts? Thanks for nice joke.

You use handsaw or jigsaw?