Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 815

iLuvePussies · #**12211** 22-09-2020, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by garion

Happy tongueday!

lobangkingz · #**12212** 22-09-2020, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by garion

nice share bro!

SBMEDSUP · #**12213** 23-09-2020, 05:42 AM

Need more jokes daily.

ttt123 · #**12214** 23-09-2020, 08:23 AM

Please continue this nice share

Hurricane88 · #**12215** 23-09-2020, 11:36 AM

Ayu (actual name withheld) been learning English in Precinct19 Putrajaya. So the best test would be to try out a recipe.

She choose salad. And invited friends over to savour her achievement.

As she followed every instructions and steps from the recipe, bravo,she finally done.

And she bring out the big platter of salad to be served . But everyone got shock to see her naked.

WOW! Mujahid from Desa Putra asked her what happened?
She said the last part of the recipe stated, "to serve without dressing "
Hehe that's the English understanding.

Hurricane88 · #**12216** 23-09-2020, 11:40 AM

Pic jokes...

35cents · #**12217** 23-09-2020, 09:30 PM

haha hilarious this one....

anyone have any idea where this place is?

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Pic jokes...

SBMEDSUP · #**12218** 24-09-2020, 05:48 AM

I am highly educated.

solidarity · #**12219** 24-09-2020, 12:18 PM

Marvelous jokes here. Strong support.

Thank you so much.

circuitbreaker · #**12220** 24-09-2020, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Ayu (actual name withheld) been learning English in Precinct19 Putrajaya. So the best test would be to try out a recipe.

She choose salad. And invited friends over to savour her achievement.

As she followed every instructions and steps from the recipe, bravo,she finally done.

And she bring out the big platter of salad to be served . But everyone got shock to see her naked.

WOW! Mujahid from Desa Putra asked her what happened?
She said the last part of the recipe stated, "to serve without dressing "
Hehe that's the English understanding.

So funny, please continue bro!

insensitive · #**12221** 24-09-2020, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*WHO IS BALAKRISHNAN KUPPUSAMY?*

During work, Raman and Muthu were chatting.

*Raman*: Muthu, do you know I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now. And I have an exam next week.
*Muthu*: Wow!
*Raman*: One really learns a lot you know.
For example, do you know who is Alexander Graham Bell?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night classes you’ll know this.

The next day, same discussion again.
*Raman*: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is the author of ‘The 3 Musketeers’ and other books.
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Next day, once again...
*Raman*: Do you know who William Shakespeare is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is so famous, he wrote ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and so many beautiful stories!
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Then a very annoyed and irritated Muthu asked Raman:
Do you know who is *Balakrishnan Kuppusamy*?
*Raman*: No.

*Muthu*: He’s the guy who has been seeing your wife every night for 5 months now!

_If you hadn’t been going for night classes you’ll know this!_

Nice jokes bro. Thanks so much.