Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

An old man walks into a barber shop for a shave .

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age ... the barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old man to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin .

When he’s finished the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball .

The barber replied “just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does” 😑

[boisung]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hahahaa good one bro!

[dyelook]

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[etsys]

Philippine Humour, in response to Petron's 50% off deal for 2 hours last week. Full tank only, no containers ...

Sogo - the PH equivalent of H81.

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Upp the post for the nice and hilarious jokes

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[lightningpython]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

To Hell with Lockdown !!
After the announcement, I am sorry but this Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can do what you like, but I will be seeing them.
So, on Christmas Day, the following family will be at the table......
Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, my Spanish mate Jose Cuevro & his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila my Greek friends Ouzo & Sambuca,
My friends Brandy, Fosters, Snowball & mickey slim,
My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys.

Merry Christmas , one and all 💞🎄🎄🍸🥂🥳🥳

Where's Guinness and ABC?

[sexxo]

anymore?.....

[Hurricane88]

An Arab falls in love with a Gujarati girl and decides to meet her father.

Arab : Your daughter is very beautiful and I love her.
If you let me marry her I will give u gold equal to her weight.

Gujrati : I need time.

Arab : To think?

Gujrati : No no...
to increase her weight .....

Investments always gives you better returns if you hold for longer term

Mutual Funds Sahi Hai!
😂

[Hurricane88]

💞 🌕It's a romantic full moon, when a Chinese couple was at the beach all alone..
let's do Weeweechu said the romantic guy..

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said the girl.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time, begged the guy..

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied her..

Please, sweetie, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

She looked at him and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

The guy grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

Weeweechu too in advance🎄🔔

[NewTexxer]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

💞 🌕It's a romantic full moon, when a Chinese couple was at the beach all alone..
let's do Weeweechu said the romantic guy..

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said the girl.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time, begged the guy..

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied her..

Please, sweetie, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

She looked at him and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

The guy grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

Weeweechu too in advance🎄🔔

Hahaha weeweechu!!

[garion]

Originally Posted by lightningpython

Where's Guinness and ABC?

Those are distant relatives. Can't invite them because of travel restrictions.

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Happy New Year 2021.

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