Jia Jia TN (HOugang Street 21) [Archive] - The Asian Commercial Sex Scene

flikaroo

27-10-2005, 09:15 PM

It has been a helluva night for me and my comrades when we gather some info of "great places" to go to in the North area, armed our "weapons" and go out hunting.
First outpost-Zen Wellness in Ang Mo Kio St.31. We recce-ed the site,sat at kopitiam at the corner for a milo,and decided to spring our attack 10 minutes later.Then..."Sorry sir,all xiao-jie are busy now.Please come back later in 1hr-time.Here's our card.Next time can call for booking?"
"Lin nah beh..." we think. Then we head straight to the next outpost on the map-Xin Yue in Serangoon North Ave 1.
It took us no time to locate it,with some great guidance from bros here.Walking up the dark stairs,we heard the OKT-looking male recep shouted in Mandarin "Later not shiok I won't collect money from you ah!"
Then,we saw 5 guys sitting and grinning. "Fuck!" we think.
It was 10pm.We didn't have much time...We asked our "hearts", supper or supper or TN? and we headed down to Simon Road-Happy.
"KANINA!" There's no such place?! The outlet has probably close down.
"Siao Liao..." we were concerned about the loaded weapons...
Then we headed across to Heartland Mall.Thinking that's the closest to our heart,or it's really fate.
We saw Blue Rose from afar...went up...go toilet to relieve and all excited about the action coming up...and "PAKKK!" BLACKOUT!
"Kaninabehchowcheebye..." we started speaking Russian...
When about to leave,we were pondering over the lighted neon sign next to Blue Rose-"Jia Jia". Looks very decent....
Without giving up,we ventured in and... "HUAN YIN GUANG LIN!"
A horde of gals stood up to greet us as we entered. WE WERE NOT FORSAKEN!
I pointed at a sweet young thing "Ni. Massage me."
Her massage was excellent with power,after I mentioned I had a hard day at work and my shoulders really ache.She gave me the tender and real good rub on my shoulders.The ache was gone thereafter.I almost fell asleep,then out of the blue,I felt the infamous "V-neck"! I missed that for years n it was shiok,and shiok again.My groin area tightened and hardened.I flipped over,she continued massaging my groin area and gave a gentle chest rub (awful trick).It's at full load now. She finally asked "Yao ma?"
"Of course!" I think. I felt like I was masturbating myself...it was ok.Then I realised her boobs were fake!Not suppose to be a surprise,but it did,because it felt like A-cup. "AND STILL FAKE!"
I roamed under the skirt...WAH LAN EH! She wearing ah-ma's panty! Butt cheeks felt like mandarin orange! Her legs held together like a G-cramp. "Sigh..." I gave up and think of all the porn stars I came across and unloaded without fail.
The place was suppose to be 2-day old.We can still smell the paint on the wall.Realtively clean but only thing I don't like is they don't change the towel on the bed. Excellent "aftersales" service though.
FR:
Name: "Dan Ni"
Age: Mid 20s approximately
Origin: Hei Long Jiang near Ha'er Pin, but stayed in Shen Zhen for 3 yrs.
Duration: Been here for a month or so
HJ: 5/10
Massage: 8/10
AR: Available,but got to ask to remove bras. (nah beh)
Damage: $30/hr + $40

Direction: Next to Blue Rose,green signboard,Jia Jia

redsea

28-10-2005, 08:38 AM

blur boy

28-10-2005, 08:46 AM

First outpost-Zen Wellness in Ang Mo Kio St.31. We recce-ed the site,sat at kopitiam at the corner for a milo,and decided to spring our attack 10 minutes later.Then..."Sorry sir,all xiao-jie are busy now.Please come back later in 1hr-time.

Bro....sorry for my ignorance but from my understanding...ZEN wellness is a very well establish slimming and beauty centre for ladies only and not for guys.....could you re-confirmed again on the name of the place??

Rof|maoxz

28-10-2005, 09:01 AM

Eh bro, BR's been reported under here :

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=41193

budden i cannot find it... would you wanna pte msg me the landmark near it? I searched around and found 2 lousy HC at Lorong Ah Soo. The one on the left TCMI (average 30++++yo, looks 3/10, asking for $250 for bong. Din know my ex-ex-ex-ex-ex neighbourhood was tat scary.

I do not know whether you are asking a Q on where is BR? It's near Heartland Mall (http://www.streetdirectory.com/singaporemap/singaporemap.php?buildingid=3582&masterid=84320)

flikaroo

28-10-2005, 05:21 PM

Hi redsea bro,direction to BR:
1) Go behind Hartland Mall from an exit beside the main entrance and you will come to a cp and the back of a coffeeshop will come into view.
2) go beyond that to the next carpark and you will see the entrance to BR on your side. It's a back entrance, like most of them. Jia Jia is next to it.

blur_boy bro,the only ladies we saw are working there man. Perhaps it used to be a lady's place,but got "out of hand". heh. don't blur. :p

To rest of bros,sorry for not describing what's a "V-neck":
Massaging your balls with you lying face down,then with the middle and index fingers in "V",slide down into the sides of the groin and rubba rubba...best part of it is,you can never tell when is it coming. Maybe it's common for some,but I haven't got that for a long time...

Further description of the gal I've got,she's cute with dark sparkling eyes and very attentive to your massage needs. Maybe the place is new,the aftersales services are excellent. Showered with candies,wet towels,lovely chit chats and phone numbers. heh. Though you got to ask for FJ.
My comrades got some horny ones that straight away offered FJ.So,I guess it's down to luck.

Looking forward to the next trip already. Saw 2 other SYTs and want to try out next time.

Bros can try telling them you're recommended by Steven, or a tall guy. As time goes,we are sure to get discount and better services. YOu think? :)

BR hasn't been receiving good reports lately from my peers.Unhygenic is the main issue.But bros who love loud moaning might love the place.

flikaroo

29-10-2005, 11:34 PM

Can't help but to share my little "incident":

Went out for kopi last night with frds and after that went to make a few rounds around Serangoon Road area. Started out as a "sightseeing" and sightseeing of the Deepavali lightings but one of the bros felt like having a good "rub" and we spotted a bright signage called "Jia Li", underneathe it a fineline reading "Opens from 11am - 1.30am".
"Ho seh liao!" we all thought. It was 1am.
We walk through the door and one of the bros almost kena tripped by the high kurb they set at the entrance (careful). The stairway leading up looks relatively new. We walked to the door and saw the gals having their handbag in their arms and opening the door. I was thinking "Fuck! Not again!!!"
"Ni men guan le mah?" My horny frd asked.
"OH! Hai mei you. Jin lai ah..." the friendly gal hurriedly replied.
"Wo yao siao bian xian." My horny frd said again,inappropriately, and I thought "Kanina!Want to go in already you pee what pee?!"
and then I felt like peeing also... "Fuck!"
I got the nice gal who greeted us at the door.Friendly lass.She offered "Mo Sha" (Body Scrub) to me for free. Honestly,I have no idea wtf it is.But,as Singaporean as I am,I on her.And,it was heaven baby! Her skill was not the best,but among the better ones.So good till I forgot to rubba her, "Cheebye..."
and almost fell asleep, "Heng..." if not game over.
She is one that does not rush into "things". i like. a good 40-45mins later,she popped the big question "Ni yao shu tan shu tan mah?"
"Kanina...luckily my chinese not bad" I thought. But of course,I think again because we were suppose to go kopi and no one will sell kopi for more than $50.I expressed I only have left $30 after paying the admission and might have to give her some coins to make up the $30.She said, "Ke yi.Bu yao jin.Ni kai xin jiu hao".
Wah lan eh....only if my OC says this to me after sex everytime."Lin peh raise her allowance ah!" haha...
For $30,she gives the best JG you could get for that amount of money.No complains.Afterwhich,she didn't leave immediately but slowly cleans you up and still teasing my gun asking why is it still so hard. "Wah lan eh! You want me to fuck you from behind?" I thought.
But I held the animal back and said "Ni li hai mah..."
Kanina...like my client like that.Luckily she doesn't look like my fuckamanic female client who still owes me money.I'll fill her xxx with my xxx and make her xxx in my xxx and do the xxx till she xxx. hahahahahaha...
After all said and done,she laid on my chest and chit chat for another good 5-8mins before she helps me clean the "sand" away with towels. Best!

FR
Ambience: mediocre
Friendliness: acceptable
Hygeine: 6/10
Name: Na Na
Origin: PRC
Identity: Student
Age: Late 20s/ early 30s
Stats: Big boobs,small waist,slight tummy,small butt.
Face: 6.5/10
AR: forgot to (cheebye...)
HJ: 8/10 (your toes will curl)
MASSAGE: 8.5/10 (body scrub)
Aftersales: acceptable
Damage: $28/hr + $30
RTF: High chance to return for body scrub till I find better one.

Address:73A Maude Road
Direction: Opposite Jln Besar Plaza CP exit
Tel: 6299 5323
Ref: Say you recommend by Steven if you take Na Na
NB1: bad sound proof.can hear moaning sound to remind you,you are not alone.
NB2: They don't change the towel covering the bed and lookout for bugs crawling on top.

firepower

30-10-2005, 01:01 AM

Just got back from Jia Jia, next door to BR, #01-73. Saw four girls. These are the ratings.

Lily (23)
Looks: 7.5 (Sweet)
FJ: 7
Massage: 6
Service: 8
Highly recommended.

Denny (24)
Looks: 6.5 (Innocent schoolgirl type)
FJ: 7
Massage: 9
Service: 8

Siow Hua (31)
Looks: 6.5
FJ/HJ: Untried

Eileen (25)
Looks: 6 Meaty
FJ/HJ: Untried

Had Lily today and I thought she looks very good with very little makeup. Beautiful complexion. Real value for money.

firepower

30-10-2005, 01:13 AM

Just got back from Jia Jia next door to Blue Rose, #01-73. Saw four girls, tried Lily today.

Lily (23/24)
Looks: 7.5 Sweet
FJ: 7
Massage: 6.5
RTF: Yes (Girlfriend feeling)
Highly Recommended

Denny (24)
Looks: 6.5 (Innocent schoolgirl type)
FJ: 7
Massage: 7.5
RTF: I'll still opt for Lily (subjected)
Recommended
Siow Hua (31)
Looks: 6.5/7 (Slim and sharp nose) Nice features
FJ/HJ: Untried

Eileen (25)
Looks: 6 (Meaty)
FJ/HJ: Untried

Nice ambience and great friendly service. Try it yourself and if you not happy, you can always go to BR.

raverboy

30-10-2005, 04:03 PM

...
Denny (24)
Looks: 6.5 (Innocent schoolgirl type)
FJ: 7
Massage: 7.5
RTF: I'll still opt for Lily (subjected)

...
Denny (24)
Looks: 6.5 (Innocent schoolgirl type)
FJ: 7
Massage: 9
Service: 8

Bro firepower, I'm just a little confused. So is Denny a 7.5 or a 9 for massage? In your earlier post you rated her an 8 for service but would "opt for Lily" when you RTF. Any comments as to why? Thanks.

firepower

31-10-2005, 01:03 AM

Bro firepower, I'm just a little confused. So is Denny a 7.5 or a 9 for massage? In your earlier post you rated her an 8 for service but would "opt for Lily" when you RTF. Any comments as to why? Thanks.
Thousand apologies to you folks out ther for the double posting. When I posted the first one, it didn't show, so I tried another time.

Brother raverboy, there's a typo error. I'd give a 9 for Denny's massage. However, I'll go for Lily for another round. Lily is a better all-rounder. Her looks are better too IMHO. Hope that answer s your qtn.

hardy

03-11-2005, 12:41 AM

alot of hype has been build up on br and of late, alot of frustrations from bros who have visited the place. the attitude and the cleanliness seems to be a problem.

if you brothers are unhappy, drop by next door at #01-73 and try jiajia. check out this 22/23 year old lily. i thought she's a gem and if you don't like what u see, you can always hop back into br.

laodi123456789

04-11-2005, 12:39 PM

alot of hype has been build up on br and of late, alot of frustrations from bros who have visited the place. the attitude and the cleanliness seems to be a problem.

Care to share where you saw all these complaints about cleanliness? Where is all the hype?

flikaroo

04-11-2005, 08:41 PM

Cleanliness is a prob indeed at BR.I stepped into it on the night I first visited JiaJia,and found that the ambience is worse than some of those guay-liao I heard and peeked in at Desker during army days.
The most terok case I heard was the towels on the bed stink and some even got rashes after lying on them. "Noise proof" is also an issue, to me at least.
I like JiaJia because each of us has an individual room-total privacy. :)
Gonna go there tonight.Bro that see me,don't greet me.I'm shy.heh...

laodi123456789

04-11-2005, 10:23 PM

Cleanliness is a prob indeed at BR.I stepped into it on the night I first visited JiaJia,and found that the ambience is worse than some of those guay-liao I heard and peeked in at Desker during army days.

Mmm I been to a lot of dirty places, a TN shop in Bishan North comes to my mind, and BR is nowhere near as dirty as some of these. The guay liao places at desker in your army days must have been pretty clean.

The most terok case I heard was the towels on the bed stink and some even got rashes after lying on them.

I have been to BR once b4 for a session. I had no problems with the towels. I have also been back when I took my fren. He had no problem with d towels. Everytime I been there I did notice something - they have clean towels drying on a clotheshanger.

Bro Galsharing did share the following with me, the ladyboss is aware of the posts accusing BR of poor hygiene. She was also quite surprised because nobody ever complained abt d towels to her so far.

I think - she wants to make money, she wants to run a good business. If the complaint is about d towels dun u think she will do something abt it? A bit stupid to leave dirty towels lying around, how to make money? I dun think the ladyboss is that stupid - she clearly is in the game for d long term. I also think she is rather upset with so many negative posts about the cleanliness of the place. I know I would be upset if people ran up to me and screamed out that I had a dirty dick then ran off.

"Noise proof" is also an issue, to me at least.

That can be an issue with many TN shops. Try visiting Fu Lu Shou TN shops, the TN shop near standard chartered bank on Hg st 21 or even one that I used to goto in TP. BR is better than all of the places I just mentioned. However HC is usually better for this kind of noiseproof activity. I notice that bro flikaroo have visited a few TN shops. Did his sampling show them to be all noiseproof - any comments about their noiseproofness? Maybe someone can take the opportunity to visit these noiseproof places and share.

I like JiaJia because each of us has an individual room-total privacy. :)

Sometimes TN shops pay promoters to get business. Promoting is one thing. Trashing another TN place is pretty uncool. I hope bro flikaroo is not accepting money in return for these negative postings.

Finally
Why do I have to keep coming back here and other threads about BR to point out the little lies with some of the negative posts about BR. I think this is abt the 4th time I had to get involved this year.. Its not just a coincidence - its a systematic plan of attack to knock BR down using the bad hygiene idea.

boontin123

05-11-2005, 01:17 PM

Bro laodi123456789, after reading I too find it funny, all the thashing and negative FR only started appearing after Jia Jia opened. Somethng funny right? As you have said, want to promote go ahead, but please don't try these underhand tactics to gain business. Look what happened here:

After you post this to bro Hardy:

Care to share where you saw all these complaints about cleanliness? Where is all the hype?

What happened?

Bro flikaroo or should I say Bro Hardy again, posted this in reply to you:

Cleanliness is a prob indeed at BR.I stepped into it on the night I first visited JiaJia,and found that the ambience is worse than some of those guay-liao I heard and peeked in at Desker during army days.
The most terok case I heard was the towels on the bed stink and some even got rashes after lying on them. "Noise proof" is also an issue, to me at least.
I like JiaJia because each of us has an individual room-total privacy. :)
Gonna go there tonight.Bro that see me,don't greet me.I'm shy.heh...

Oh and he have heard about rashes - must be made up by himself want lah, a blind man can also see his tricks! LEK stop this ok? Bro Hardy, I knew more than you thought I know...I have mine sources too...so how much to fly to Bangkok now bro Hardy?

flikaroo

09-11-2005, 08:18 PM

jeez... I didn't know by sharing opinions about my escapades could get myself suspicions of receiving commissions from TNs. That could be a new avenue I would consider when I am out of job. heh.
Ok,I have to come clean.I am actually a member of Power Rangers and we were talking to Shatner about overthrowing Picard to retake the enterprise over a cup of coffee at Hougang and we happen to beam salah right in front of BR and Jia Jia and Shatner was a hygeine freak so...
I apologise to the lady/male/shemale boss of BR and her/his/its fellow promoters and whatnots for sharing my frank opinions over here.
The next time,I will contain my humour and opinions somewhere else.

Honestly,I hope the TNs would offer points reward system for customers bringing friends there and receive free shags from the gals.That could stop all these conspiracies because everyone of us would be promoters! :) And we would receive WORLD PEACE!

Amen.

laodi123456789

09-11-2005, 09:27 PM

From 2 posts long time ago

Cleanliness is a prob indeed at BR.I stepped into it on the night I first visited JiaJia,and found that the ambience is worse than some of those guay-liao I heard and peeked in at Desker during army days.
The most terok case I heard was the towels on the bed stink and some even got rashes after lying on them. "Noise proof" is also an issue, to me at least.
I like JiaJia because each of us has an individual room-total privacy.
Gonna go there tonight.Bro that see me,don't greet me.I'm shy.heh...

and

We saw Blue Rose from afar...went up...go toilet to relieve and all excited about the action coming up...and "PAKKK!" BLACKOUT!
"Kaninabehchowcheebye..." we started speaking Russian...
When about to leave,we were pondering over the lighted neon sign next to Blue Rose-"Jia Jia". Looks very decent....
Without giving up,we ventured in and... "HUAN YIN GUANG LIN!"

You saw the ambience at BR that u din like, you heard the rumour abt d towels and then u visited Jia Jia. U also visited BR on an earlier visit when they had a blackout so you went to Jia Jia instead - unless this was all on d same visit not sure abt dis

I didn't know by sharing opinions about my escapades could get myself suspicions of receiving commissions from TNs

So do your escapades make you qualified to post negative comments on BR? Y are u making negative comments on BR?

I apologise to the lady/male/shemale boss of BR

Truly the most gracious apology I ever saw! Would you recommend I try this kind of apology next time I insulted someone then wanted to make up wif them?

The next time,I will contain my humour and opinions somewhere else.

If someone called my place a rubbish dump and quoted an unsubstantiated rumour about how someone got lice when they visited me, I am sure I would clap them on the back and tell them that their humour is damn funny.

Honestly,I hope the TNs would offer points reward system for customers bringing friends there and receive free shags from the gals.That could stop all these conspiracies because everyone of us would be promoters! :) And we would receive WORLD PEACE!

You seem to be under the impression that TN's offer sexual services. They do not. They generally offer massage at from $20 to $50 for any where from 20 to 60 minutes depending on which one u visit.

Your fantasy of turning us all into promoters of sexual services - It is against the law. I hope you can see that your hope is only a fantasy.

flikaroo

10-11-2005, 04:27 PM

Hi bro laodi123456789,
My answers to your pop quiz below.

You saw the ambience at BR that u din like, you heard the rumour abt d towels and then u visited Jia Jia. U also visited BR on an earlier visit when they had a blackout so you went to Jia Jia instead - unless this was all on d same visit not sure abt dis
Positively sure they are of 2 separate visits. (nod)

So do your escapades make you qualified to post negative comments on BR? Y are u making negative comments on BR?
no.I don't know.They didn't have pamplets saying that anyone of us can't make any negative remarks.But I reckon that if one could make a positive remark,so could he/she/it make a negative remark.Like an apple-loving guy once said "For every action,there's an equal and opposite reaction".
Like how you're flaming me now,after I've made a comment. Oh! Have you studied Physics before? I haven't :)

Truly the most gracious apology I ever saw! Would you recommend I try this kind of apology next time I insulted someone then wanted to make up wif them?
Thanks for the compliment.No,I won't recommend that for you,simply because I do not think everyone can carry that.Not you at least. (Nod sincerely)

If someone called my place a rubbish dump and quoted an unsubstantiated rumour about how someone got lice when they visited me, I am sure I would clap them on the back and tell them that their humour is damn funny.
This I have to apologize greatly.I do not know that was your place.I sincerely apologize.(kow tow) I'll let you slime my place.Since you think I work for your neighbour,please go ahead and slime it.But only you ok? :)

You seem to be under the impression that TN's offer sexual services. They do not. They generally offer massage at from $20 to $50 for any where from 20 to 60 minutes depending on which one u visit.

Your fantasy of turning us all into promoters of sexual services - It is against the law. I hope you can see that your hope is only a fantasy.
I was looking for sex,like 99.9999999999% of the rest of the bros here.
Statistics showed most fantasies are against law,that includes having sex with Princess Leia.Till today,my fantasy is still a fantasy.Thanks for reminding me on the sad fact.sigh...

It was nice receiving comments from you. Please write soon.

laodi123456789

10-11-2005, 09:35 PM

no.I don't know.They didn't have pamplets saying that anyone of us can't make any negative remarks.But I reckon that if one could make a positive remark,so could he/she/it make a negative remark.Like an apple-loving guy once said "For every action,there's an equal and opposite reaction".
Like how you're flaming me now,after I've made a comment. Oh! Have you studied Physics before? I haven't :)

Positive and negative remarks do not make equal and opposite reactions. They have different effects and the effects do not cancel each other out.. For example you say I am "flaming" you after your negative remarks. What would have happened if you had made positive remarks instead? Would I be praising/"unflaming" you?

Also there are other negative comments about BR. So why din I "flame" them too?

Thanks for the compliment.No,I won't recommend that for you,simply because I do not think everyone can carry that.Not you at least. (Nod sincerely)

Ok I wun do it then. But are you saying you can carry it? You can tell people that you are sorry but at the same time call them a him/her/shemale.

This I have to apologize greatly.I do not know that was your place.I sincerely apologize.(kow tow) I'll let you slime my place.Since you think I work for your neighbour,please go ahead and slime it.But only you ok? :)

No need to apologise to me. I was only giving an example of how people may feel when nasty things happen to them. Maybe my Engrish too confusing? So far I would see that you an apology to only one person - ladyboss of BR. U din offend me.

I presume you are giving me permission to "slime" Jia Jia since you seem to be implying I am a representative/owner of Blue Rose. I have no grounds to "slime" Jia Jia, since I only looked in but din buy any massage. U better not let Jia Jia's boss know u are giving people permission to slime Jia Jia - its not a nice thing to do.

I was looking for sex,like 99.9999999999% of the rest of the bros here.
Statistics showed most fantasies are against law,that includes having sex with Princess Leia.Till today,my fantasy is still a fantasy.Thanks for reminding me on the sad fact.sigh...

Statistics show that most fantasies are against the law? Are you are making this up? Where did you get these statistics from? Why is having sex with Princess Leia against the law (If I am reading your sentence correctly there - is this what you are trying to say?)?

It was nice receiving comments from you. Please write soon.
My pleasure.

flikaroo

11-11-2005, 08:41 PM

Oh...Don't I simply love pop quizzes... It's been a fantasy to "pop" quiz b4 sex for me,that's what you call "intelligent sex". Ooops. I'm not suppose to say "fantasy"... :P

Positive and negative remarks do not make equal and opposite reactions. They have different effects and the effects do not cancel each other out.. For example you say I am "flaming" you after your negative remarks. What would have happened if you had made positive remarks instead? Would I be praising/"unflaming" you?
erm...I did make positive remarks...just that those positive remarks are not targetted at BR.Think I should? (Ask colleagues) should I?

Also there are other negative comments about BR. So why din I "flame" them too?
erm...I don't know...you want to tell me?Also,please tell me why aren't we talking on the same wavelength.Oh,and why Clark still hasn't told Lana he prefers the underwear on the outside.And! And! Why the duck's quack does not echo. Erm...maybe tell me why the USA flag was flapping on the moon since there's no wind.And! And! Why you can't add coconut milk to your coffee. Thank you.

Ok I wun do it then. But are you saying you can carry it? You can tell people that you are sorry but at the same time call them a him/her/shemale.
Well...not flattering myself,I am one of the rare few that can. (proud)

No need to apologise to me. I was only giving an example of how people may feel when nasty things happen to them. Maybe my Engrish too confusing? So far I would see that you an apology to only one person - ladyboss of BR. U din offend me.
Ok.Then can I have the apology back please?

I presume you are giving me permission to "slime" Jia Jia since you seem to be implying I am a representative/owner of Blue Rose. I have no grounds to "slime" Jia Jia, since I only looked in but din buy any massage. U better not let Jia Jia's boss know u are giving people permission to slime Jia Jia - its not a nice thing to do.
Ok. Shhh...Don't tell them ok? (turn to rest of bros) Shhhhh....don't tell ok?

Statistics show that most fantasies are against the law? Are you are making this up? Where did you get these statistics from? Why is having sex with Princess Leia against the law (If I am reading your sentence correctly there - is this what you are trying to say?)?
I'm sorry.I have to admit I made it up.Please don't condemn me for that.But metaphorically,I am correct.Having sex with Princess Leia is indeed a crime,because it is copyrighted to Lucas Film.Unless one is ready to pay for the premium lor... (nod nod)

My pleasure.
I'm glad you had yours. I'm grounded today. :(

laodi123456789

11-11-2005, 09:45 PM

I'm not suppose to say "fantasy"... :P

Why not?

erm...I did make positive remarks...just that those positive remarks are not targetted at BR.Think I should? (Ask colleagues) should I?

It doesn't matter if u do or dun. If you do, will the reaction be exactly opposite to when you made negative remarks?

erm...I don't know...you want to tell me?Also,please tell me why aren't we talking on the same wavelength.Oh,and why Clark still hasn't told Lana he prefers the underwear on the outside.And! And! Why the duck's quack does not echo. Erm...maybe tell me why the USA flag was flapping on the moon since there's no wind.And! And! Why you can't add coconut milk to your coffee. Thank you.

Umm I dun flame some other comments because they dun seem fake. I think u may need to ask other people for answers to those questions that do not relate to our discussion.

Well...not flattering myself,I am one of the rare few that can. (proud)

Well good for you. Some people may not consider it a badge of honour - to thank and insult people at the same time and not feel shame.

Ok. Shhh...Don't tell them ok? (turn to rest of bros) Shhhhh....don't tell ok?

I think about it ok.

I'm sorry.I have to admit I made it up.Please don't condemn me for that.But metaphorically,I am correct.Having sex with Princess Leia is indeed a crime,because it is copyrighted to Lucas Film.Unless one is ready to pay for the premium lor... (nod nod)

Ok if you really want to continue
Having sex with Princess Leia in private would not be subject to copyright laws. You only start having problems when you publicise or try to profit from such material. Your case is weak unless you want to qualify it by talking about doing it in public or trying to make money. Also Princess Leia is a fictional character, so strictly speaking - having sex with her is not possible. It is only a fantasy and this fantasy can never be fulfilled.. and is not against the law.

And like you say - u can pay money and its ok.. soo Not sure what the heck u saying

firepower

13-11-2005, 02:15 AM

Visited Jia Jia this evening and got hold of one Siow Wei. Newcomer and fresh chic, just got off from plane.

Looks: 7.5
Age: 23
FJ: 8

Asked for massage and didn't pop the question until I asked. Did my roaming and was wet, presumably newcomer in this line. Couldn't get hold of herself. As I did my roaming she was groaning gently, afraid the people outside may have heard her cries. Pretty sensual. Decided to opt for FJ instead of HJ. She fumbled abit in BJ and wasn't sure she was doing it right. The fun was having an innnocent newcomer. Went on top of her and bonk till I came. Tight pussy, well lubricated. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Just wished she had more experience. If you like the girlfriend feeling, this is it.

As I was walking out, saw two new girls. One Amy and another Ying Ying. Pretty sexy stuff. Will be back from Ying Ying.

ahbunana

13-11-2005, 08:11 AM

i was there yesterday, nvr go in, went to buy path of neo, went homwe toplay xbox:D

S|eep|ess

13-11-2005, 06:51 PM

flikaroo

14-11-2005, 07:25 PM

Why not?
It's a gay pub in Tanjong Pagar.

It doesn't matter if u do or dun. If you do, will the reaction be exactly opposite to when you made negative remarks?
Probably would,from people who conquire my remarks.Certainly not you I suppose.

Umm I dun flame some other comments because they dun seem fake.
How do you define "fake"?Fake boobs-Very hard. Fake didi-You're not blood-related. Fake remarks?You want to picture a towel with the logo of BR silkscreened onto it and prove that I'm wrong?By all means,go ahead man.I don't really care how you're going to do it,but it'll be quite amusing to see you go that far to prove you're right if you do.And I'd say you're the man!My idol! heh...

I think u may need to ask other people for answers to those questions that do not relate to our discussion.
Well,we had to add a little twist to our storyline,didn't we?The plot is getting a little stale.Know why "Dynasty" ended their run?

Well good for you. Some people may not consider it a badge of honour - to thank and insult people at the same time and not feel shame.
You're right.They're simply thick skinned.But they're usually very successful in life,as compared to those who take word for word.
Ever know this guy who named his company after something he lost but craving for now and runs around butt-naked on the beach in his advertisement? He's a billionaire.

I think about it ok.
ok.

Ok if you really want to continue
Having sex with Princess Leia in private would not be subject to copyright laws. You only start having problems when you publicise or try to profit from such material.
Of course doing in private lah!Must shiok a few times in private then go public mah.You are right about having problems,but those are good problems leh.Think about the money coming in with the headline - "Singapore man finally gets to bonk Princess Leia after decades"

Your case is weak unless you want to qualify it by talking about doing it in public or trying to make money.
Oh!Can have merchandises on sale also - collectible golden bikinis and studded necklace

Also Princess Leia is a fictional character, so strictly speaking - having sex with her is not possible. It is only a fantasy and this fantasy can never be fulfilled.. and is not against the law.
Sigh...you just pulled me back to the reality...But I'm glad to know finally that having a fantasy is not against the law. (pat chest) heng ah...

And like you say - u can pay money and its ok.. soo Not sure what the heck u saying
erm...honestly,after all these while,I also not sure what the heck you saying.But it's ok.At least you provided me with a great past time. (Put out palm)

flikaroo

14-11-2005, 07:29 PM

Hey bro, what was the damage? New to this...Wat is the payment mode? Accept visa for all or only for massage, the rest is cash to her? Thanks.

Hi bro S|eep|ess,massage is $28 or $30. HJ is $30 onwards. Sorry,I only visited there once when they just open. Wanted to go back but no time.heh...
Got other favourite joint. :P
Think they only accept cash.I don't see any visa signs.But you can check with them before you actually go into the room.Have fun. :)

peter1234

14-11-2005, 08:17 PM

30 + 30 sounds reasonable and good. coz same area BR is 30+50
the FR on siow wen makes it seem like she's really good. wld like to check it out, how old is she?
cant find this jiajia tn, issit same blk as BR?

peter1234

14-11-2005, 08:18 PM

sorry wrong, is siow wei not siow wen, oh she's 23 me cock eye =p
so where is this place same blk?

laodi123456789

15-11-2005, 10:52 AM

It's a gay pub in Tanjong Pagar.
So what if "Fantasy" is a gay pub in Tajong Pagar. Why aren't you allowed to say "fantasy".

Probably would,from people who conquire my remarks.Certainly not you I suppose.
So you think I won't give an equal and opposite reaction to your positive comments. Your hard blowing wind about why not negative comments / if can do positive comments based on your theory of equal and opposite reaction is proven false by your own admission. Looks like you have a lot of answering to do for your shit talking on BR earlier on since your original justication is false.

How do you define "fake"?Fake boobs-Very hard. Fake didi-You're not blood-related. Fake remarks?You want to picture a towel with the logo of BR silkscreened onto it and prove that I'm wrong?By all means,go ahead man.I don't really care how you're going to do it,but it'll be quite amusing to see you go that far to prove you're right if you do.And I'd say you're the man!My idol! heh...

Fake as in making unsubstantiated, unproven allegations against Blue Rose, then promoting Jia Jia.

Of course doing in private lah!Must shiok a few times in private then go public mah.You are right about having problems,but those are good problems leh.Think about the money coming in with the headline - "Singapore man finally gets to bonk Princess Leia after decades"

Oh!Can have merchandises on sale also - collectible golden bikinis and studded necklace

You know you did a heap of bloviating. When asked a simple question you come out with a mile high ream of crap to try and hide the fact that you are not willing to defend your case in anyway whatsoever. You introduced about several new topics, (such as billionaires who run around naked, physicist who had fondness for apples) during our whole discussion because u dun wan to answer any of my key questions.

You never answered my questions on
1 - why is bonking princess leia against the law (instead you bloviate about how to make money and how to go public when I suggest that it could only be against the law in those situations and you never bother to clarify the real statement)
2 - where are your statistics proving that most fantasies are against the law(u just ignore this one and pull the bonking princess leia is illegal idea out of your ass
3 - And where is your proper sincere apologies to BR's ladyboss.(After I bring this up then you try to apologies to me - WTF you didn't call me a he/she/shemale so why you giving me an apology - and even invited me to "slime" JiaJia)

Based on your willingness to talk shit, and maybe you are talking shit because ur just having fun with me, doesn't hide the fact that you LOOK like a rude ass who is being PAID by JIA JIA to slime Blue Rose. It may be true or not but your bloviating didn't help the matters in the slightest. You screwed both Jia Jia and Blue Rose up.

Have a nice day Mr Flikaroo.

laodi123456789

15-11-2005, 10:57 AM

sorry wrong, is siow wei not siow wen, oh she's 23 me cock eye =p
so where is this place same blk?

Bro peter1234

Jia Jia is next door to BR. If you find BR you will be able to see Jia Jia next door

peter1234

15-11-2005, 01:38 PM

firepower

15-11-2005, 03:08 PM

Hey brothers, let's not fight. The spirit of this forum is we share.

laodi123456789

15-11-2005, 03:16 PM

hmm next door? next door is the motor repair shop leh. then other side is the hairdressing with some nice hot local chics hehe wonder if they got special but i doubt it.. wasted

then other side nearest is si chen liao, no jiajia leh =p
paiseh i cld be abit blur

Bro it is on the other side from Si Chen - towards the supermarket and Paris Nites. It could be two or three doors down. There is a staircase leading up to jia Jia on level 2. But it very very close. Can walk there in less than 10 seconds from Blue Rose

simple2kee

15-11-2005, 05:05 PM

BR and JJ r side by side

flikaroo

15-11-2005, 08:43 PM

And in today's Uncle Agony section wrote:

So what if "Fantasy" is a gay pub in Tajong Pagar. Why aren't you allowed to say "fantasy".
Fantasy used to play at Canto when it's still there.Why Not is the gay pub at Tanjong Pagar.Fantasy was suppose to be against the law till you pardon it in the last episode.

So you think I won't give an equal and opposite reaction to your positive comments.
With your level of intelligence? No.

Your hard blowing wind about why not negative comments / if can do positive comments based on your theory of equal and opposite reaction is proven false by your own admission. Looks like you have a lot of answering to do for your shit talking on BR earlier on since your original justication is false.
Thank goodness you mentioned "wind" after "hard blowing".This is,after all,a sex forum you know... (blush)
Perhaps I have lots of answering to my shitty remarks,but like I said-for every action,there is an equal and opposite reaction.Hmm...think you won't get it...

Fake as in making unsubstantiated, unproven allegations against Blue Rose, then promoting Jia Jia.
Like faking an orgasm? Damn...you're right...

You know you did a heap of bloviating.
Bloviating - To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.
Wah lan eh...first time I read a word at forum which requires the use of dictionary.Ok,you score one point there.dammit...
It must be a new word you've learned...you used it twice in this message.Very unlike you for such "chim" word...hmm...good boy.

When asked a simple question you come out with a mile high ream of crap to try and hide the fact that you are not willing to defend your case in anyway whatsoever. You introduced about several new topics, (such as billionaires who run around naked, physicist who had fondness for apples) during our whole discussion because u dun wan to answer any of my key questions.
I can assure you that's not all I have to produce from my ass.After all,I am quite a crappy person. :D
Truth is,I sincerely doubt you understand the art of conversation.Introducing new topics to the present conversation is the right way to sustain it, not that I want to pick you up though because I am perfectly straight.
Furthermore,we are having so much fun!Well,at least I am.So,why conclude this conversation early?Perhaps we could pass this down to our great grandsons. :)

You never answered my questions on
More pop quizzes! Yippee! (tic tock tic tock)

1 - why is bonking princess leia against the law (instead you bloviate about how to make money and how to go public when I suggest that it could only be against the law in those situations and you never bother to clarify the real statement)
Objection!You said it's against the law.Not me. (Leia: "Sustain.")

2 - where are your statistics proving that most fantasies are against the law(u just ignore this one and pull the bonking princess leia is illegal idea out of your ass
Well,I did admit that I was faking the stats (Leia: "Boooo...") Hey,but at least I admit to it ok...and I didn't pull the idea out of my ass!I pulled it out of my mou... OMIGOD!You're going one round to scold me! Stupid me...sigh...
(SFX: Leia's frantic laughter)

3 - And where is your proper sincere apologies to BR's ladyboss.(After I bring this up then you try to apologies to me - WTF you didn't call me a he/she/shemale so why you giving me an apology - and even invited me to "slime" JiaJia)
If I apologise to the ladyboss of BR,would that prolong your orgasm?If it makes you feel better,my friend,I shall apologise... (Leia: Nods with proud acknowledgement in her eyes)

Based on your willingness to talk shit, and maybe you are talking shit because ur just having fun with me, doesn't hide the fact that you LOOK like a rude ass who is being PAID by JIA JIA to slime Blue Rose. It may be true or not but your bloviating didn't help the matters in the slightest. You screwed both Jia Jia and Blue Rose up.
I'm terribly disappointed that after almost 5 messages,you finally figured that I am having fun with you.But,please don't end here...you're about the only one who could destress me without first giving me a massage.
I might be a rude ass paid by whoever you may claim,but that all started after your assumption.And,like one once said "Never assume.Because when you do,you'd make an ASS out of U and ME."
Well,I feel like an ass,but a happy one.I wonder about you. heh...

Have a nice day Mr Flikaroo.
You too. Please come back again.

flikaroo

15-11-2005, 08:46 PM

Hey brothers, let's not fight. The spirit of this forum is we share.

dont worry bro firepower,I make love,that's why we're all here in the first place.heh...
Peace brother! (scatter flowers)

ahbunana

15-11-2005, 09:14 PM

The more u two post, the more u sound like gay couple , stop it lah
AHBUNANA Is here mah..
give face to ahbunana lah:D

laodi123456789

16-11-2005, 09:27 AM

Objection!You said it's against the law.Not me. (Leia: "Sustain.")
Whatever u say pal
Statistics showed most fantasies are against law,that includes having sex with Princess Leia

If I apologise to the ladyboss of BR,would that prolong your orgasm?If it makes you feel better,my friend,I shall apologise... (Leia: Nods with proud acknowledgement in her eyes)
Your choice. You decide how you wan people to perceive you based on ur actions and postings. Nothing to do wif me.

I might be a rude ass paid by whoever you may claim,but that all started after your assumption.And,like one once said "Never assume.Because when you do,you'd make an ASS out of U and ME."

This is how the discussion started

I said this

Sometimes TN shops pay promoters to get business. Promoting is one thing. Trashing another TN place is pretty uncool. I hope bro flikaroo is not accepting money in return for these negative postings.

Then u replied
I didn't know by sharing opinions about my escapades could get myself suspicions of receiving commissions from TNs. That could be a new avenue I would consider when I am out of job. heh.

Then I asked you to explain

So do your escapades make you qualified to post negative comments on BR? Y are u making negative comments on BR?

Based on our discussion, I wonder if it is normal for the following to happen - If anyone askes bro flikaroo a questions and bro flikaroo refuse to answer, bro flikaroo will tell the questioner that the questioner is making assumptions

you LOOK like a rude ass who is being PAID by JIA JIA to slime Blue Rose Maybe you can look up how the word LOOK, which I wrote specifically in upper case, is used in this context. I never accused you of being a rude ass. Onli u r responsible for ur actions

Peace

horserider69

16-11-2005, 09:31 AM

hey bros, relax on the threads lah.... main aim is to share and provide facts... fighting wont get you and us anywhere...

flikaroo

16-11-2005, 04:57 PM

The more u two post, the more u sound like gay couple , stop it lah
AHBUNANA Is here mah..
give face to ahbunana lah:D

kakaka...wai... bro,tho' I know where why not is, I'm straight ok... *sashay* :p
Steady lah. I give face to you today. tomorrow then play with him. heh...

paulo

20-11-2005, 10:55 PM

Went to BR today but didn't find any gals to my liking, decided to make the next stop next door at Jiajia. Found a Mongolian girl, Siow Wei. One word to describer her, SWEET. She has two prominent dimples and it's almost hard to fault her looks. Not gorgeous but just sweet with baby fat and definitely early twenties. Very clean wholesome looks. Gave a pretty decent massage. When I did my roaming, she was wriggling and moaning in soft murmur. She was wet when I started to finger dip her and with her slimey jiuce couldn't wait for her to pop the question, I asked if she's ok on fj. God she must be dying for it, Tight pussy and full of ecstasy, she was all over me riding me in a very sensual manner. The feeling I got was she enjoyed me more than I enjoyed her. Beautiful supple breasts and soft body. I doggied her in the end and she went wild. If you want to try a minority Mongolian, this is it. She's not sexy but the girld freiend sort. You wouldn't believe she's in this job if you bumped into her in a shopping centre. Just again, the sweet adorable looks. Don't flame me pls, see her for yourself. I am here to share and I don't believe brothers out there will be disappointed. You have notjing to lose really.

Looks 7.5
FJ 7.5
Attitude 8 Highly recommended

RTF: Certainly, a YES.