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Originally Posted by dyelook
er.... any queqe numbers or application forms to fill?
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got. u must fill in forms with yes to these questions:
1. weight - fat like 75-80kg
2. round tummy
3. small beady eyes like steven seagal lols!
4. absolute joker
5. foodie/drinks
6. likes BBC knowledge/discovery channel and dark arts
7. smokes
8. gamble
9. been to prostitutes before
10. drives (sorry i need this cos i carry heavy bags so need your help)
11. can give me pocket money, jobless now no choice
12. travels widely and very often
13. have coloured hair - aka lau beng
14. likes bbbj
15. likes BDSM
i think thats all i can think of at the moment!