Pick up lines...

[infinitedubs]

I have put together a few of pickup lines i found recently to use on ladies...Ladies dun have to use pick up lines on men..Just a bat of the eyelashes,nice purfume and the old HSMM(HEAT SEEKING MOISTURE MISSLE)will do..

Bros,these r fr u... GD LUCK!!

1.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
2.If I could change the alphabet,I would put U and I together
3.Just call me milk,I'll do your body good
4.Your name must be Daisy,because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
5.What do you like for breakfast?
6.You must be from Pearl Harbor,cause baby you're the Bomb
7.Your body's name must be visa,because it's everywhere I want to be
8.I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
9.Why don't you come over here,sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
10.Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
11.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
12.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
13.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's,you would be McGorgeous
14.Wanna play house?you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
15.If I told you that you had a great body,would you hold it against me?
good on you.
16.I'd look good on you.
17.Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
18.I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
19.My face is leaving in 10 minutes.Be on it.
20.Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
21.I'm new in town.Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22.Fuck me if I'm wrong,but isn't your name Gretchen?
23.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you?Would you like some?
24.Was your father a thief?Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
25.Do I know you from somewhere,because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
26.Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
27.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
28.Do you have a mirror in your pocket?(Why?)Cause I could see myself in your pants.
29.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
30.Hold out two fingers and say:"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?"(I don't know.)"Cause they're mine sweetheart."

[-|0|-]

That's a lengthy list you've got! I dun think I'll run out of lines... hahaha

[infinitedubs]

Originally Posted by -|0|-

That's a lengthy list you've got! I dun think I'll run out of lines... hahaha

U'll nvr run out of lines fr these bro...

[Erasure]

My local version of pick-up lines in clubs that never fail me....

1. Hey, be careful, I just saw a small cockroach running pass your drink....

2. Sorry to interupt, how do you play that game? (if you see the girls playing some games such as scissors, paper, stone....ask if they could teach you and join in).

3. Sorry, I just lost my car key/handphone/watch.....do you see it around your area?

4. What's the drink that you ordered? Looks interesting.....

5. Sorry, this is my first time here, what time do they close? Followed by...what do you recommend first timers like me to drink/eat here?

6. You look really hot tonight in this expensive outfit, good taste! (say the word expensive even if you know she got it from This Fashion...cause she will be very happy...)

7. You dance really well....you look really hot and sexy dancing...(even though she dances like a robot or some chick high on glue)

8. Can help me take a photo for me and my group of friends...



Remember...the above are just pick-up lines to start the conversation going...it always work because girls got no reason to be rude to you. But remember, these lines do not necessarily allow you to get laid for that night, it all boils down on how you can proceed from here to prolong the conversation, good luck to all....

[infinitedubs]

Originally Posted by Erasure

My local version of pick-up lines in clubs that never fail me....

Nice sharing bro erasure...