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04-05-2009, 02:51 PM
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Be careful when you get BJ
Bros, not sure if this has been posted here. Just want to share
 本地罕见意外 老板与秘书搞车震遭断根 私家侦探梁先生接受《联合晚报》采访，绘述他说遇过的罕见断根意外。 老板与女秘书幽会搞车震，竟然发生车祸，老板当场被咬断根！ 东海岸公园停车场发生一起罕见意外，一名老板搞上已婚女秘书，两人下班后去幽会，没想到正当两人在车内亲热 时，一辆货车要倒退驶出停车场，却失控撞上老板的车子。 鲜血直流 在强烈的撞击力中，只听到老板发出一声凄厉惨叫声，衣衫不整的女秘书惊魂未定，却惊见老板的子孙根已被她当 场咬断，鲜血直流，吓得她惊慌尖叫。 更糟的是，女秘书的丈夫因为接到私家侦探通风报信，气呼呼赶到现场要捉奸，没想到看到的却是这骇人的血淋淋 一幕，当场震惊得说不出话来。 在场的私家侦探见事态严重，立即打电话召来救护车，将已经痛得死去活来的老板紧急送院抢救。 私家侦探梁先生接受《晚报》访问时说，这是他遇过最吓人的一起偷情事件。 梁先生说，背叛丈夫的女秘书30岁，丈夫是名保险经纪，因怀疑妻子给他戴绿帽而委托他调查。 “当时我跟踪女秘书和老板的车子，来到东海岸公园的停车场。我发现他们停好车子后却没有下车，过后就看到车 子开始震动，当然明白是怎么一回事，立刻就打电话通知委托他的保险经纪。” 他说，当保险经纪十万火急赶到现场，正要冲向老板的车子时，却目睹一辆货车失控撞了上去。 “我们赶紧冲上前查看情况，我看到那名中年老板，下体流了很多血，座位上都染满了血，他痛得不停惨叫，实在 有够狼狈的。” 女秘书捧断根 陪老板入院急救 丈夫气坏闹离婚 女秘书双手捧着老板的断根，陪同老板入院急救，气坏丈夫闹离婚。 梁先生说，当时在场的人看见老板断根，吓得手忙脚乱拿出纸巾帮他止血，然后打电话召救护车。 “那名女秘书吓得脸色发青，尤其是丈夫就站在她面前，可是看到老板被自己咬伤成那个样子，她也顾不了丈夫一 脸震惊与愤怒，当场捡起老板的断根，跟随救护车赶去医院。” 梁先生说，他不清楚那名老板送院后，是否成功接回断根，只知道保险经纪气得跟女秘书离婚。 Source: omy - News 
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#2
04-05-2009, 03:41 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
translation?????
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RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL SON. THE PULL OF THE DARKNESS IS TOO STRONG FOR THE MONSTER TO RESIST. FROM DARKNESS I CAME TO DARKNESS I HAVE FINALLY RETURNED. THE ASS IS THE BEST, IF YOU TRIED THE ASS YOU WON'T WANT TO TRY THE REST....  IN THE NAME OF THE MOUTH, PUSSY AND HOLEY ASS". THE HOLEY TRINITY.
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04-05-2009, 04:37 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
In summary,
A male boss and his secretary (who's married) were having sex in the car when a lorry that was reversing accidentally crashed into their vehicle. Well, she was BJ'ing him when the accident happened and his dick broke upon the impact.... The best part was the secretary's husband has hired a private investigator to check on his wife, suspecting adultery, and was informed by the PI to go to the scene of accident... Needless to say, he was extremely angry and intends to divorce the wife...
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#5
04-05-2009, 04:45 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
Newspapers usually don't publish tabloid news...
Moreover, even if they publish, they won't show the picture of the boss and secretary, to protect their identity...
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04-05-2009, 06:53 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
[QUOTE=plop1;3708470]
Well, she was BJ'ing him when the accident happened and his dick broke upon the impact.... QUOTE] Thanks for helping to translate this article. Some corrections, it was the secretary who bit off her boss's dick by accident when the lorry ramped into the car.
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04-05-2009, 07:36 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
Kinda pity the fellow actually...ouch!
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04-05-2009, 07:48 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
[QUOTE=siewmai;3708805]
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kukuchiao gets bitten off in freak accident during blow job after lorry rammed couple making out in car from the back resulting in both injured really bad the BJJJ woman's marriage is now said to be in ruins but her boss must be lagi jialat with kukuchiao suffering especially if his injured didi could still erect with a bite so sudden from the impact moral of story? never have sex in carpark full of lorries!
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#10
04-05-2009, 07:51 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
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#11
04-05-2009, 07:52 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
lol bet the lorry driver did that on purpose coz he didn't get a bj
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Live Long, Play Hard, Stay Strong, Last Long  To be Love and not to Love Building Empire ATM, no time for KCing ~~Temporary Retired~~
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#12
04-05-2009, 08:17 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
Wa Lau...how to break that "thing"...after hard become soft...so what is broken actually???
Anyone got a pic to show the state if you were to break it.... This story tells us to always do it in a safe place..don't try kinky stuff when our penis is harden...kekekke
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#13
04-05-2009, 09:35 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
this belongs in the jokes thread or not?
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smellycat x2, wat r they feeding u? smellycat x2, its not yr fault. they wont take u to the vet. u're obviously not their favorite pet. it may not be a bed of roses & u're no friend to those wt noses. smellycat x2, wat r they feeding u? smellycat x2, its not yr fault by Phoebe Buffay
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#14
04-05-2009, 10:46 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
Hahahaha! Very funny report and response. Have to switch from Sin Min Daily to Wan Pao liao.
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My mentor laughed at how I lost my points and reminded me that one rather offends a gentleman than otherwise.
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#15
04-05-2009, 11:01 PM
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Re: Be careful when you get BJ
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Yah, well, I would have assumed the bros will understand since its BJ
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