Excuse to give gf/wife

[aksj]

any bros find that life (or sex life) used to be so good before getting married and living with your wife?

i am really finding a shortage of reasons to give my wife when i wanna go out for a bonk. usually my classic excuses are:

1) working late (but still cannot bonk till too late)
2) take half day leave and dont tell her, but these 2 excuses are only valid for weekdays.

3) meeting friends for buffet/
i always save this excuse for weekends, cos weekend bonking is always the hardest to give excuses for. wife is around and also one day may get to meet ur friends. i find this very inconvenient because fbs and are also working n only free on weekends.

any bros have creative ideas for excuses for your wife/gf?

*my wife is not open enough to have her own fb while i meet my own.