A Tipical Weekend At Batam By Ladyassassinator

Hardly a weekend goes by without the Ladyassassinator ply the familiar ferry route to that infamous island of sin........... Batam. Attracted by the lure of gambling joints and cheap ‘ceweks'.......... This has been the old assassinator’s hunting ground for several years.

Accompanied by his ever-faithful sidekick “Horny”, the two finally reach Batam centre ferry terminal after the 1 hour ferry ride. Onboard taxi, ‘bang, hantar planet holiday di jodoh’.

See all the familiar roads again, ccb, this must be the 200th time in bloody Batam. Reached Planet, taxi fare 35k, knn 5k extra just because jodoh a bit further. Fuck, this is Batam and like my friend Horny always says ‘We come to Batam to get hustled’.

Checked in hotel, everyone recognises us and soon Horny already calling his Batam chabor, whom I reckon, has been his Batam sex slave this past 2 years. I keep telling my brother Horny he again kena ‘kungtao’ by this Kalimantam bitch but he just shrug it off and insisting her ‘service’ is excellent. Oh well! As for moi, no awaiting chabo (although ceweks aplenty) as old uncle still so choosy and want young, pretty, got model look and high-class chick. KNN in Batam where to find one!

So my reality here is to either lower expectations and goes for the ceweks or call the local OKT to book the PRC gals or a fucking Rsssian (CCB, $400 for overnight). Whatnore I can’t speck a syllable of mandarin so must fuck using sign language.

The two now adjourned to the 4th floor at the so called Jupiter ‘Club’, another front for the ceaseless gambling found in all of Batam. The hours passed as old uncle losing crazily at the jackpot machines while Horny having better luck at the roulette machine.

Why life so unfair? Lady luck always smile for Horny as his Endeavour say off another handsome profit of $800 but not for poor uncle, again losing another 500 bucks to the silly machines. Oh well, story of my life. Some people have all the luck while others wallow in constant misery.

Soon Horny’s sex slave arrived at the scene. She looks like those typical Batam chabo, very ah lianish and unsophiscated and average looking…… the type only good for a good fuck and blowjob. Aiyah, why I set my expectations so high. If only can be less choosy and be more easily appeased, also can get a sex slave like Horny’s as Batam got so many if one is not so fussy, right? They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but alas my eyes are always looking for the unattainable and aiming for the sky.

Stupid old man! Anyway now time for dinner and headed for Nagoya food court for seafood dinner. Mucho cheapo, got fish, crab, some ‘gong gong’ and chicken wings. Total cost of meal, 125k Rp. Now stomach is full, go on prowl for cunt. Visited nearby Alisan KTV at 4th floor Formosa Hotel while Horny go try his luck at ‘Studio Lucky’.
Did not see my PR cewek ‘Sara’ working today. She is a sexy girl from Bandung whom I bonked before. Lovely white and fleshly tits and cute face. KNN, boh bian, so checked out the fish tank girls. BUTOH! All lousy and cannot meet uncle’s high standards. Fuck, what to do now?

Decided to go for massage at the next door ‘King Massage’. 2 hours of long massage later, the old cewek aunty asked me ‘Want Special?’ OK lah, close my eyes while she gives me stimulating balls massage and HJ. Tipped her 50k Rp. She asked 100k, told her off in Malay to go fly kite, KNN think uncle first time in Batam or what?

So now go look for Horny at the dimly lit gambling centre. He won another 2 million Rp on the silly ‘rolling ball’ game. He always win and I suspect the operator got ‘kelong’ for him because he on good term with the boss. By the way, did you all know that all forms of gambling are rigged in Batam? Be in it these gambling ‘game centres’, KTV, discos, hotel and casinos. Believe uncle’s words – he has learnt from experience and years of being bashed. Every fucking game is controlled and full of trickery. OK lah, believe what you will.

So now, a bit fulfilled by the hand job, the trio headed to Pacific Disco for the night entertainment. Sex slave called earlier to booked our favorite KTV room ‘310’ at Pacific - CB, now the most happening disco in Batam as it is a new complex and they also building a new huge casino there to suck more Singaporean money. Disco like Sphinx and Ozone now not so popular because old and run down. Even Planet have dropped but still attracted the ecstasy crowd.

On reaching Pacific, Horny called his usual Batam Kakis like ‘Ah Boon’ and company. Before long, our KTV room filled with chabos and ‘abang’ and all the riff-raffs of Batam society. But KNN, old uncle still without cewek or chabo for the night. How can? So go down disco to see any prospects. Fuck, so dark and the CB loud music but no luck on the cewek hunt. Those that approached me and asked me wanna ‘on’ not my taste and those I see that is a bit not so bad already got ‘abang’. CB, usual story……..FUCK!!!!!!!

Already high and drunk and all steamed up but no hole to park my precious dick inside!!!
Feeled frustrated, called ‘mummy’ bring her best looking cewek to the KTV room. Soon, 3 of them hastily appeared for ‘show parade’ but again old man turned down all as they cannot make it in my bloody choosy eyes. Horny now shaking his head at uncle as if saying ‘uncle, you no hope one.’ Or maybe he just too drugged out. Ha ha………..

Uncle now boh bian oredi, time about 3am. Finally (as always) ask Horny’s sex slave to call the local OKT ‘Ah Liang’ bring some China gals or Russian or whatever and made his choice as OKT flashed a smile at the thought of snaring another sucker mer the night and this one repeatedly. Damaged $350 after $50 discount for regular punter uncle. Actually the PRC at most of Geylang Lor 8 standard but at 3am in the morning to the drunk and heavily sedated uncle, everything now looks good especially a China pussy…..

END OF PART 1

notice some spelling errors like "tipical" but fuk who the hell cares unless u sitting for english exams. keke. Uncle, u can hor. jump from bkk to batam. but u sound like a seasoned campaigner of batam la.

[max_911]

keep it rolling man

bro A. can introduce your friend "horny" to me so I can ask him for kangtao to get one "sex slave" chabo in batam!! hahaha. I also one la.
Aiya uncle, u so choosy la. screw "cewek" also can wat. cheap cheap only. seems like u had more enjoyment in bkk hor. my two cents worth........

[emperor]

Eh, uncle, out of curiousity hor, how old are you, ah?

Originally Posted by emperor

Eh, uncle, out of curiousity hor, how old are you, ah?

Aiya old is old la. or some say "old is gold". 44 going onto 45. but how old dose'nt matter as it is how one feels in the heart and mind. Heard of the adage "you only as old as you feel". May be 44 but still cheonging away like a randy 30 year old. Tried telling my dick he's 44 but he still refuses to listen and wants to cheong away ( while he still can), if not there always the wonder of supplements eg viagra etc... ho ho

Originally Posted by siamboy

This uncle more hiong than me. Fired so many shots in BKK MP then next day still can chiong 'Club Pegasak'. I in BKK also never fuck so many times in 24 hours. Hehehehe!

tks for the compliments bro. yalor, go bkk so hiong. heading yr way in early Sep and maybe we can hook up/lim kopi since got yr hp no in the forum. bkk has opened new dimensions in my cheonging exploits and also I hv become pretty sien of batam after so many years of womanising and gambling there in that island of sin. now look for new horizons in LOS. haha

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

So now go look for Horny at the dimly lit gambling centre. He won another 2 million Rp on the silly ‘rolling ball’ game. He always win and I suspect the operator got ‘kelong’ for him because he on good term with the boss. By the way, did you all know that all forms of gambling are rigged in Batam? Be in it these gambling ‘game centres’, KTV, discos, hotel and casinos. Believe uncle’s words – he has learnt from experience and years of being bashed. Every fucking game is controlled and full of trickery. OK lah, believe what you will.

END OF PART 1

In-ni keow mana a sai pua 1 ....

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by max_911

keep it rolling man

yoz bro,
that time wanted to meet you but you not free ya ... still there?

[max_911]

Originally Posted by DNAT

yoz bro,
that time wanted to meet you but you not free ya ... still there?

hehe still alive like the same old days enjoying the place . mabe try arrange to meetup tis month if we are available wif bm

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by max_911

hehe still alive like the same old days enjoying the place . mabe try arrange to meetup tis month if we are available wif bm

Points noted. I will check wif BM

Originally Posted by DNAT

In-ni keow mana a sai pua 1 ....

aiya, long cheong bua sai puak la. located at formosa hotel, in front of the orchid saloon is studio lucky. where "esteeka" is also located. Aiya , u old hand batam like me know all the gambling places wat. got jackpot , horse machines and "bola roulette". other places are windsor and starlight which is in front of A1 food court. all in central Nagoya area.

u ask max 911 la. he expert all these places bec I introduced him one. hehehe

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

u ask max 911 la. he expert all these places bec I introduced him one. hehehe

he arh? aiyo ... he gambling king of BTM liao loh ... hehe

uncle, part II of your FR leh?

Originally Posted by DNAT

he arh? aiyo ... he gambling king of BTM liao loh ... hehe

uncle, part II of your FR leh?

kambing....i mean coming. Ya agreed, he king of judi. knn, everytime he go pacific or sphinx, all the "wasik" (ping-pong game chabos and ceweks) all quickly come into his ktv room, want to mark his cards ah. bec he play so big. sometimes also manager must pay visit to him. I think he at home got rupiah printing machine...ho ho

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

kambing....i mean coming. Ya agreed, he king of judi. knn, everytime he go pacific or sphinx, all the "wasik" (ping-pong game chabos and ceweks) all quickly come into his ktv room, want to mark his cards ah. bec he play so big. sometimes also manager must pay visit to him. I think he at home got rupiah printing machine...ho ho

wow lau .... can ask him to print some in-ni tun for me anot? the most I supply my own paper and ink lah .... hehe

uncle, we all like dat de seow him, wait he pukul us how? ...