fellow Samsters! please help!!!

standson · #1 30-04-2011, 08:47 AM

hello fellow samsters... i had a problem that i can't solve for months... here it goes..

i'm an average looking and a big sized guy ( usually with this physique very difficult to know gals; they'll be turned off), and there's a female friend who lives a few blocks away from me, i would say she was quite hot and petite.

thinking abt it for mths le but still wondering whether this move is a bastard move but after much consideration, i would simply just post this question.

anybody can advice me on how to up her or make her as a FB???

ur suggestions are appreciated...

simple2kee · #2 30-04-2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by standson

i'm an average looking and a big sized guy ( usually with this physique very difficult to know gals; they'll be turned off)

average looking? pls step aside.

nokia88 · #3 30-04-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by simple2kee

average looking? pls step aside.

Pocket deep can liaoz

waiwaiz · #4 30-04-2011, 10:50 AM

Manage to hold her hand 1st then say la.............Haven't even know her talking abt FB liao.........

lazyguy · #5 30-04-2011, 11:04 AM

i saw alot of big size normal look guy with pretty gal 1 leh. anyway must have confidence in urself. if u rich ha will b better lor.

chatlovers · #6 30-04-2011, 11:04 AM

Being average looking should not hinder you as long as you have other good qualities. By other good qualities, I do not mean how good you are in bed.

I meant how good you are in holding converstaion, how good you are in showing your care and admiration of your girl and not to mention how much are you willing to splash for a girl? You can start with a good conversation, develop your friendship, bring her out for dinner at restuarant/place of her choice. Surprize her with ocassional gifts like perfume, rose etc. Never, ever make her pity you about your poor physical attributes or being a baby elephant or godzilla.

Be confident and wise. You will surely win some hearts and much more that comes together with it!

Good luck.

PS: If ugly Rooney can have many FB's then why not you? The major difference between Rooney and you is wealth. So use it if you can to get girl of your choice.

Word of caution: Use it smartly and not foolishly. Stop wasting time in knocking at the door that has no chance of opening for you. Look around there may be more doors already opened and are welcoming you to be inside.

cesc88 · #7 30-04-2011, 11:05 AM

Just ask her straight: "ai sio kan mai?"

DIDI · #8 30-04-2011, 11:10 AM

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Just ask her straight: "ai sio kan mai?"

No la bro ...juz ask her can -mind to borrow me ur neh neh awhile? after press return you back can? kekekeke

owl888 · #9 30-04-2011, 11:26 AM

TS, my guess u dun even have gf or wife?

So why talk abt FB

U shd b sincere to your friend, make her your gf first ba................

alan0338 · #10 30-04-2011, 11:39 AM

TS, be straightforward, many gals like tat...

ddlim · #11 30-04-2011, 03:18 PM

If you always see her, just smile at her a few times.
And when you feel she smiles back, just ask for her name.

Why rush? You might break her in more ways than one. hahaha

OsamaBinLaden · #12 30-04-2011, 03:57 PM

TS... go back to school lah... holidays havent start yet leh... study hard... get good grades... get good job... any girl u want also can get...

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #13 30-04-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by standson

i'm an average looking and a big sized guy ( usually with this physique very difficult to know gals; they'll be turned off), and there's a female friend who lives a few blocks away from me, i would say she was quite hot and petite.

Big size as in? Fat or Muscle man?

She's your friend or you "thought" she's your friend?

Did She reject you previously?

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Originally Posted by standson

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thinking abt it for mths le but still wondering whether this move is a bastard move but after much consideration, i would simply just post this question.

anybody can advice me on how to up her or make her as a FB???

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What bastard things you wanna to do to her "to up her" !!!!!

Don't play play, Tuesday still got school, you know?......Anyway other than Facebook, do you really know what is a FB?

yangguo · #14 30-04-2011, 04:34 PM

Since you know where she stays, wait patiently for her at your block.

If you know when she usually goes to work then it will save you a lot of waiting time.

Then go buy a bouquet of red roses and when she appears at her block, hand it over to her with a smile and asks:" Dear sweetie, do you mind to be my fuck buddy?"

Trust me, it works..

rob_onny · #15 30-04-2011, 05:27 PM

Is ur hotdog big size 2??

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