Only supermodels please

[dustzee]

Hi all,

I'm looking for a FB who has won 3 beauty pageants, have super model looks, long legs, big boobs and small waist.

It also helps if you have a master degree in Something, filthy rich but know when not to appear too smart just in case I feel intimidated.

You must be able to laugh at my jokes but be careful not to laugh at me. Pretend to be impressed with whatever I say and know how to act like you are having the best orgasm in the world when we do the deed.

If interested.... please apply

[PhilUnderwood]

about time a guy made some demands... unlikely you will get what you stated but good luck bro..

[luvuass]

bro ts u have missed out 1 thing-- she must have a car, a most expensive car, like porshe or laborgini

[nerd1973]

TS, a gd one. Straight to the point.

If u reject any application, can pass over to me

[n2supersymmetry]

Must attach photo of yourself and please girls, write something more creative than "I think I meet all your requirements; let's meet". Also attach relevant copies of bank statement, property deeds, vehicle registration, diplomas and transcripts showing you indeed meet the requirements.

Sorry girls, I get a lot of replies and I don't have time to reply to them so please don't feel offended you don't get a reply

[shark89]

TS sounds just like the RealAssstateGuy.

[simple2kee]

Originally Posted by dustzee

I'm looking for a FB who has won 3 beauty pageants, have super model looks, long legs, big boobs and small waist.
It also helps if you have a master degree in Something, filthy rich but know when not to appear too smart just in case I feel intimidated.

so u r the 1 started this below thread asking for advice coz ur thai gf asking too much money http://sbf.directory/showthr...03#post6164303
r u broke & penniless now?

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by simple2kee

so u r the 1 started this below thread asking for advice coz ur thai gf asking too much money http://sbf.directory/showthr...03#post6164303
r u broke & penniless now?

Ya, I also cos I remember TS from above thread. Maybe he gone seow liao or it was just a toll thread

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by luvuass

bro ts u have missed out 1 thing-- she must have a car, a most expensive car, like porshe or laborgini

Hmmm... well bro, I'm not really the picky kind. I think a small car like a mini cooper will be enough.

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by n2supersymmetry

Must attach photo of yourself and please girls, write something more creative than "I think I meet all your requirements; let's meet". Also attach relevant copies of bank statement, property deeds, vehicle registration, diplomas and transcripts showing you indeed meet the requirements.

Sorry girls, I get a lot of replies and I don't have time to reply to them so please don't feel offended you don't get a reply

if this is facebook i'll like this

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Ya, I also cos I remember TS from above thread. Maybe he gone seow liao or it was just a toll thread

Ah no... I have not gone siao but things have took an interesting turn

[abc84]

Originally Posted by dustzee

Ah no... I have not gone siao but things have took an interesting turn

Share leh, wat turn? Now u end up being her bitch to slave urself to send her money ah

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by abc84

Share leh, wat turn? Now u end up being her bitch to slave urself to send her money ah

wa lau eh that's a terrible curse!

[abc84]

Originally Posted by dustzee

wa lau eh that's a terrible curse!

Sorry lah, but u suddenly looking for a rich girl wat

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by abc84

Sorry lah, but u suddenly looking for a rich girl wat

hahaha. must be supermodels too...

I've updated on my other thread