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Old 12-01-2005, 01:36 PM
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What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
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Prostitute: Laoban, want to go?

Customer: Go where?

Prostitute: Go make love?

Customer: Go where make love?

Prostitute: (pointing to the hotel) There lor.

Customer: hmm... can you make love as good as my girlfriend?

Prostitute: I confirm can make love so much better than your girlfriend.

Customer: You sure?

Prostitute: Very sure.

Customer: Confirm something my girlfriend can give me but you can't.

Prostitute: I sure can give.

Customer: My girlfriend can give me for FREE!!!

Prostitute: Fuck you.

Customer: Thanks for the offer.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:39 PM
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
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bro, u used these lines? quite good. next time remember n must use.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:42 PM
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bro, u used these lines? quite good. next time remember n must use.

Aiya... that time with a group of samsters, shopping around GL then happen to come back a not bad chick stand around and she kept on smiling. I was thinking how will she look like when she is angry so I went to test water... wakakakaka... I got the result I wanted... hehehehe.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:47 PM
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I was thinking how will she look like when she is angry so I went to test water... wakakakaka... I got the result I wanted... hehehehe.
quite good. must remember all these lines when tcss with all these meimei.
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:57 PM
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
wah kao bro ... that's a good one ...
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
hahaha... think that a good way to get rid those persist gals.

Was there last night with my freind and one of the PRC gal there (think lor 14) grab me so tight that can feel her neh neh with my arm! Shiok In the end just push her away gently cos no budget liao...
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hahahahaha... my wife burst in2 big hearty laughters upon reading ur jokes... kinda crude but fun...
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
Hahahah.... I am not such a lan jiao lang... this is the worst I have ever said:- (chinese)

Girl: (Keep pestering customer to take her out for dinner) I am hungry!!

Customer: (Tired and a little irritated) Actually I am a bit hungry also.

Girl: See? Come lah, treat me to dinner....

Customer: I have a better idea....

Girl: ...what idea?

Customer: We both hungry right? Why don't you eat me first, then I eat you...

Girl: !!!!!

PS. That only managed to shut her up for 15 minutes
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
everyday i learn something at this forum...
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wow wow wow!!!!
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Hahahah.... I am not such a lan jiao lang... this is the worst I have ever said:- (chinese)
PS. That only managed to shut her up for 15 minutes
this 1 veri good also.

btw last time charbor tell me the same thing, i told her she hungry, she can eat banana. her face black black. hahaha. later on got eat lah! or is it b4 she ask?
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
[QUOTE=D^KnighTCustomer: Confirm something my girlfriend can give me but you can't.

Prostitute: I sure can give.

Customer: My girlfriend can give me for FREE!!!
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Wah liao...this is really funny....
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Customer: Thanks for the offer.
Bro, this is not against you, but you are really wicked to give such reply! ha! ha!
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:41 PM
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
Funny jokes.. but this had nothing to do with HC/ KTV right?
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Re: What a jerk!!! Muahahahaha!
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Funny jokes.. but this had nothing to do with HC/ KTV right?
not really
you can use this joke to sian hc/ktv girl if you want.
correct?
hee....
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