Vassal Peasantpore kowtows to Uncle Sam yet again

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/s-pore-strengthens-tax-framework-to-comb/674546.html

PEASANTPORE: The Peasantpore Mouthpiece is performing a spin job by claiming Peasantpore is strengthening its 'international tax cooperation framework' to combat dodgy tax offencers, after Uncle Sam wants Ruler Loong to stop shelter Yankee tax evaders.

This follows a review of money laundering and tax haven Peasantpore's current framework to co-operate with other regime after the 2008 Credit Crisis. Many regimes realized it is cheaper to go after tax evaders than employing the North Koreans to print money. Mouthpiece gave a nice endorsement, calling it internationally agreed sex standard for exchange of information to nab tax dodgers(the "Standard") in 2009.

Uncle Sam managed to get the Peasantpore regime to tell greedy Inland Revenue Arses of Peasantpore to obtain bank and trust information from financial institutions without having to seek a court order. It is understood that Ruler Loong's lackeys are empowered to seek bank information without court order when fixing local political pariahs too.

However Peasantpore will not extend this boon to other regional Basket Cases, namely Southern Indoland.

Peasantpore will also sign the Uncle Sam sponsored Sex Convention on Mutual Fucking in Whacking Tax Offenders - an international agreement for bilateral tax cooperation among the Uncle Sam's vassals.

As an act of submission, Peasantpore will also help Uncle Sam force local financial institutions in Peasantpore comply with the Obama's Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act (FATCA) - a Uncle Sam decree non-US banks to act as moles and spies for Uncle Sam and to pass information about overseas accounts held by Yankee baboons to the Uncle Sam authorities for regular processing. Uncle Sam was forced to arm twist Peasantpore into submission after numerous netizens lambast Peasantpore as hedonist tax havens for rich corrupt Yankees.

Peasantpore will kowtow Uncle Sam's decree and will make the necessary legislative amendments to effect the changes before the end of this year.

Peasantpore's Deputy Prime Minion and Minion for Moneybags Tharman 'Estate Repealer' said: "KNNCCB, I expect many netizens to write hate mail saying why we need to kowtow Uncle Sam and obey Obama decrees? Fucking hell, very simple. If we kowtow Uncle Sam, then opportunists like the Northern Mats and Southern Indons will think twice before playing punk. So please get the geo-politicking facts correct before writing Jane Austen style emails and Facebook to whack me ok."

Minion Tharman, who is also Chairman of the Monetary Arses of Peasantpore, added: "To those who say we bend over and allow Uncle Sam to doggie us, fuck you!

As long as Uncle Sam provides political sapok and the Seventh Fleet to safe guard Familee's wealth, that's all it matters."

In a joint statement, the lackeys from Finance Ministry, Monetary Arses of Peasantpore and the Inland Revenue Arses of Peasantpore reiterated the regime's commitment to kowtowing Western powers. They hinted the corrupt Indos, PRC Pandas and Burmese drug lords on the WANTED LIST remains safe and committed to using the SAF to protect their ill-gotten wealth from their regimes' glare.

The lackeys added that Peasantpore's current kangaroo laws only allow for assistance in connection with such wrongdoings as determined by Uncle Sam or are contrary to Familee's business interests.


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