how to make a bunch of angmoh road cyclists fall?

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

.... in Singapore if you see them.

Condition1 - only you are driving and going to pass this bunch of angmoh road cyclists, and traffic is not heavy behind you.

1. Slow down to the cyclists speed and waved at them, sincerely, as if they are your friends. Keep waving until they take notice of you waving at them.

2. one of the angmohs will look at you and figure out who is this fella in the car .... let him go figure out. All Chinese look the same to them.

3. To ride a racing bike is not easy when you have to bend your torso forward all the time. To wave back at you he has to lift one hand up and hard to control the bike with one hand on the handle. Also to balance the bike he is likely to lift up his torso a bit which will slow down his speed further.

4. The other cyclists behind will have to watch their speed and if not 'bang' onto one another and fall like a pack of cards.

5. Finally, let them think for the whole journey, or day, who the fuck is the chap in the car.

Enjoy and have a nice day.


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