South Indoland General Also Understand Quantum Mechanics ......

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Reported by certified Mouthpiece CNA

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/...t/1077308.html

PEASANTPORE: Minion for Defence Bargain Hen has said its back to business for Peasantpore and Indoland after the fiasco involving the naming of a new frigate after two donkeys responsible for a bombing in Orchard Road in 1965.

Speaking to reporters on the sidelines of a community event on Sunday, Bargain said after the wayang, its back to business and peasants/netizens who refuse to back down will be invited by ISA for a tea party.

Bargain Hen was trying to use Quantum Mechanics to explain why the regime's mouthpiece's reports saying Indoland's armed forces commander, General Moeldoko's apology is a fucking wayang.

Bargain Hen reiterated that Peasantpore wants good relations with Southern Indoland as both regimes are Uncle Sam's vassal states.

As Uncle Sam vassal states, both banana republics must align themselves 'peacefully' behind Uncle Sam to balk Commie PRC and not indulge in mudslinging exercises.

Bargain Hen said he has ordered Little Jew Ah Chan 'Chun Sing' to authorized the Peasantpore Arse Forces (SAF) will work with the Southern Indoland Arses(TNI) to improve relations as Uncle Sam has decreed both must balk Commie PRC and not start a small war of words between themselves.

Bargain Hen said: "Our hegemon Uncle Sam has relayed his wishes to us. He says Indoland got such gimmicks because we refuse to return the filthy money stashed here by Indoland criminals and its election year too. Hence Peasantpore LPPL must find ways to move beyond this incident, and to mend, and to repair ties which have been affected. However please do not not see this as a license to slam Ruler Loong using this episode hor, its seditious by the way.

Our commanders have chiong numerous KTVs after disposing Sukarno the Idiot and all those war of words, just wayang to show our peasants that the armed arses got balls lor. You really think its big deal meh?"

In 1965, low IQ Indoland mules Usman Mohamed Ali and Harun Said bombed the MacDonald House, killing three civilians while Sukarno play the playboy-hero screwing whores and taking the glory.

In February this year, it was reported that South Indoland would name a frigate after them after Peasantpore refused to arrest convicted Indoland thieves escaped to Peasantpore.

Peasantpore had said the tit-for-tat move would invite attention from Commie PRC and Uncle Sam.

On Tuesday, South Indoland's armed forces commander, General Moeldoko, applies Quantum Mechanics and apologised over the naming of the frigate, saying there was no ill intent to stir emotions. Using famed dual nature of light, two days later General Moeldoko clarified that his apology was misinterpreted. This is acceptable in Quantum Mechanics and this principle was successfully used by Chan Sai Keong to say Woody Goh and his lackeys can be in and outside polling stations at the same time too.

General Moeldoko's earlier apology was applauded by several Indoland Peasants' Representatives and observers. They are happy that their own kind have finally mastered Quantum Mechanics.

Bargain Hen said there is no bargain to get involved in Indoland's domestic politics.

Bargain Hen said: "If it is a very important foreigner, we accept his words on camera at face value, but if local peasants dare to pull such a stunt, you saw what we do to Vincent Cheng hor.... you have been warned hor."

Bargain Hen said he understood that some peasants will use this to slam Ruler Loong, calling him a coward.

"Let me repeat hor, you all call us idiots, call us cowards, say we no balls, only know how to bully local peasants and kowtow to foreigners....KNNCCB, now we need votes to win 2016, so we will not sue netizens and peasants who call us names on line, but I tell you hor, we Asiatics very cunning hor, we already know who are the rebels, we will soon send a 'get well note' to their families' members lor, see if they still so brave or not," he crowed.


Bargain Hen said there is a magic formula on how to mend ties between Peasantpore and Southern Indoland, that is Uncle Sam. If Uncle Sam wants both to shut up and focus on fixing PRC Commies, then both countries must LPPL follow Uncle Sam's wishes.


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