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16-12-2005, 11:58 AM
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Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
a joke to share, not about sex thought. pls pardon me ok
 APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY 1. NRIC No.: _________________ 2. Surname: __________________ 3. First name: (please X) [ ] Johnson [ ] Benson [ ] Samson [ ] Hamson [ ] Janson [ ] Other: _________________ (if not ending in son? please explain why) 4. Chinese Name: Ah __________(if not beginning with Ah? Please explain why) 5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng 7. Length of Last Fingernail: ________ (cm) 8. Ability to squat for: [ ] 1 hour [ ] 2 hours [ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!) 9. Hairstyle: [ ] Spiky [ ] Dyed with streaks of blond [ ] Dyed with streaks of red [ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes [ ] Kana mop like that [ ] Perm (please state which salon in JB you went)____________________ 10. Tattoo of: [ ] Tiger [ ] Dragon [ ] Snake [ ] Eagle [ ] Hello Kitty [ ] Pokemon (please specify good or bad one) ___________ 11. Work experience: (please X all that apply) [ ] KTV Lounge Bouncer [ ] Snooker Hall Attendant [ ] Unlicensed Contractor [ ] Freelance debt collector [ ] Unlicensed bookie [ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional [ ] Unemployed 12. Spouse's Name: _________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one) _________________________ Lover's Name: _________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one) _________________________ 13. Number of children living in household: ____ Number of children that are actually yours: ____ 14. Mother's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank) 15. Father's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank) 16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school) 8 9 10 11 12 17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply) [ ] Hokkien [ ] English [ ] Malay [ ] Tamil [ ] Cantonese [ ] rude hand signs 18. Service performed in previous secret society: [ ] Leadership/Tua Tao [ ] Junior management/Suay Tao [ ] Physical activities/Hooting [ ] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong [ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui
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11-02-2006, 10:39 AM
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Re: Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
just to move it up a little incase some bro miss it
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u up me i up u back, min 6 pointer & above plz
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11-02-2006, 10:57 AM
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Re: Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
good one .... brightened up my crappy mornin'
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18-02-2006, 03:47 AM
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Re: Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
if have this Kind of Application must come wif Medical Benefits,life Insurance,CPF,and COnfirmation Letter..
..u must be Crazy if have application..Nowadays///u got Lampa or Bo Lampa onli?/// hahahhaahah
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18-02-2006, 01:35 PM
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Re: Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
Hey BRO YANKI1...
i want to join LEH... attached is my application form~!! CHEERS~! Chico ------------ APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY 1. NRIC No.: _S9923126B________ 2. Surname: _CHOW____________ 3. First name: (please X) [ ] Johnson [ ] Benson [ ] Samson [X] Hamson [ ] Janson [ ] Other: _________________ (if not ending in son? please explain why) 4. Chinese Name: Ah _Beng_____(if not beginning with Ah? Please explain why) 5. Age: [X] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng 7. Length of Last Fingernail: __10____ (cm) 8. Ability to squat for: [ ] 1 hour [ ] 2 hours [X] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!) 9. Hairstyle: [ ] Spiky [ ] Dyed with streaks of blond [ ] Dyed with streaks of red [X] Two strands dangling in front of eyes [ ] Kana mop like that [ ] Perm (please state which salon in JB you went)____________________ 10. Tattoo of: [ ] Tiger [ ] Dragon [ ] Snake [ ] Eagle [X] Hello Kitty [ ] Pokemon (please specify good or bad one) ___________ 11. Work experience: (please X all that apply) [X] KTV Lounge Bouncer [ ] Snooker Hall Attendant [X] Unlicensed Contractor [ ] Freelance debt collector [X] Unlicensed bookie [X] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional [ ] Unemployed 12. Spouse's Name: __KUA TIO GUI____ 2nd Spouse's Name: __SEE BEI SWEE___ 3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one) _dont have yet___________________ Lover's Name: ___SEE AH HUAY____________ 2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one) ___TUA LIUP NEH__________ 13. Number of children living in household: _12__ Number of children that are actually yours: _ALL MINE___ 14. Mother's Name: ____N.S__________________ (If not sure, leave blank) 15. Father's Name: ____N.S__________________ (If not sure, leave blank) 16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school) 8 9 10 11 12 17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply) [X] Hokkien : PUA CHEE BYE. [X] English : FUCK FUCK FUCK [ ] Malay [X] Tamil : POON DEH [X] Cantonese: TIU LEI LO MO [X] rude hand signs 18. Service performed in previous secret society: [ ] Leadership/Tua Tao [ ] Junior management/Suay Tao [X] Physical activities/Hooting [X] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong [X] Lookout/Kuah Chui ------------
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18-02-2006, 03:05 PM
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Re: Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY
1. NRIC No.: _2007 bejing________________ 2. Surname: ___Ah China_______________ 3. First name: (please X) [ ] Johnson [ ] Benson [ ] Samson [ ] Hamson [ ] Janson [ ] Other: ____FUCK China_____________ (if not ending in son? please explain why) *well, im fucking the china babes ~~! 4. Chinese Name: Ah __China________(if not beginning with Ah? Please explain why) 5. Age: [X] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng 7. Length of Last Fingernail: __6"______ (cm) 8. Ability to squat for: [ ] 1 hour [ ] 2 hours [X] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!) 9. Hairstyle: [X] Spiky [X] Dyed with streaks of blond [X] Dyed with streaks of red [ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes [ ] Kana mop like that [X] Perm (please state which salon in JB you went) *Went to the BBS salon and the girl design my "hair", and she shave for me after that........ 10. Tattoo of: [X] Tiger [X] Dragon [X] Snake [X] Eagle [X] Hello Kitty [ ] Pokemon (please specify good or bad one) ___________ * I have hello kitty near my belly... the gals love touching it and licking it ! 11. Work experience: (please X all that apply) [X] KTV Lounge Bouncer [X] Snooker Hall Attendant [X] Unlicensed Contractor [X] Freelance debt collector [X] Unlicensed bookie [ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional [X] Unemployed * im living off the gals in BBS !! and of course not forgetting the free fuck ! 12. Spouse's Name: ____MeiMei_____________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: ___MeiMei _____________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one) ____don like batam gals !_____________________ Lover's Name: ________MeiMei_________________ 2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one) _________________________ 13. Number of children living in household: __8__ Number of children that are actually yours: _0___ 14. Mother's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank) 15. Father's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank) 16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school) 12 years to finish my bloody primary.. maybe becoz im been fucking the gals too much in the toilet... 17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply) [X] Hokkien [X] English [X] Malay [ ] Tamil [X] Cantonese [X] rude hand signs 18. Service performed in previous secret society: [ ] Leadership/Tua Tao [X] Junior management/Suay Tao [X] Physical activities/Hooting [X] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong [X] Lookout/Kuah Chui And lastly im now in China fucking and wasting away my wonderful time !! hoho ~
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18-02-2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: Application For Membership In Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
i also wanna apply
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY 1. NRIC No.: ____67889590F_____ 2. Surname: ____LIN______________ 3. First name: (please X) [ ] Johnson [ ] Benson [ ] Samson [ ] Hamson [ ] Janson [X] Other: ___NELSON___ (if not ending in son? please explain why) 4. Chinese Name: Ah __Siow__(if not beginning with Ah? Please explain why) 5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [X] Lau Beng 7. Length of Last Fingernail: ___5.9____ (cm) 8. Ability to squat for: [ ] 1 hour [ ] 2 hours [ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!) Others: ____5min *Old liao lah*_____ 9. Hairstyle: [ ] Spiky [ ] Dyed with streaks of blond [ ] Dyed with streaks of red [ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes [ ] Kana mop like that [ ] Perm (please state which salon in JB you went)____________________ Others: ___Bald_____ 10. Tattoo of: [ ] Tiger [ ] Dragon [ ] Snake [ ] Eagle [ ] Hello Kitty [ ] Pokemon (please specify good or bad one) ___________ Others: ___Singapore Flag (I patriotic ok, somewhere when get caught police will praise me!)__ 11. Work experience: (please X all that apply) [x] KTV Lounge Bouncer (ppl be bouncer i be bouncer, but i fell in love with one of the gers name Ah Hua, in the end must quit) [x] Snooker Hall Attendant (haha this one lagi worse, i look after the hall too much that i dun let other gang ppl come, in the end the owner bankrupt after too much loss) [x] Unlicensed Contractor (this 1 best, i earn alot.. they come ask me renovate, i take money then ask other ppl renovate for cheap cheap price, all use lousy materials. in the end i take money no need do anything, those ppl fter renovate want to complain i send my gina go negotiate, sure can.. i quit because in the end nobody find me renovate anymore) [x] Freelance debt collector (ppl be ah long, i be ah long, my debtor all borrow and run, then call police. in the end kena fine for illegal moneylending) [x] Unlicensed bookie (ppl be bookie i be bookie, ppl earn big money but the matches i got bets all player win.. almost bankrupt) [ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional [ ] Unemployed Others: _____Pimp_____ 12. Spouse's Name: ___Tan Ah Lian_________ 2nd Spouse's Name: ____Chen Ah Hua______________ 3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one) ___Dunch Know How To Spell Lah.. Mari something__________ Lover's Name: _____Xiao Ger___________ 2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one) _____Xiao Pui Ger________ 13. Number of children living in household: _13_ Number of children that are actually yours: _ None__ 14. Mother's Name: _______Lin Lao Bu_____ (If not sure, leave blank) 15. Father's Name: _______Lin Lao Peh_______ (If not sure, leave blank) 16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school) 8 9 10 11 12 Others: I never complete primary school... 17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply) [x] Hokkien [x] English [x] Malay [x] Tamil [x] Cantonese [x] rude hand signs (Never complete primary school but i know more languages than most people who got masters) 18. Service performed in previous secret society: [x] Leadership/Tua Tao (just before i left i was head of 60 over people) [x] Junior management/Suay Tao (before i became head of 60, i was head of 4 people) [ ] Physical activities/Hooting (never needed to hoot, i give command they hoot... song right) [x] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong (no need cham siong, not happy just hoot) [x] Lookout/Kuah Chui (when i just started i always scare police so must kuah zui) Others : ___ Collect protection money from illegal vcd seller at pasar malam, collect joining and leaving fee from my gina___
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