Regime lackeys exhorts peasants to give face to Ruler Loong in Bukit Batok

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PEASANTPORE: A total of five applications for Sex Donation Certificates were received for the upcoming Bukit Batok by-erection, the Erection Department (ELD) announced on Saturday (Apr 23).

Applications closed at 1pm on Saturday.

Earlier on Saturday, representatives from the Party Against Peasants (PAP) and the Peasantpore Drama Party (SDP) were seen leaving the ELD.

"Lackey Murali is erecting very, very hard and he has our full support. We exhort peasants to sarpok Ruler Loong's choice. You don't believe he got hard dick, you bend down and give him a few thrusts!!," said junior lackey De Souza, referring to Neh Murali, Ruler Loong's preferred lackey for the by-erection.

SDP representatives said they they were there to collect the form, and did not stage any arty farty dramas. The party's sex-general Dr Drama Chee has said that he will lose by contesting the by-erection rather than let Prof Thambiah slugs it out with Murali in the 'Battle of the Nehs'.

Uber driver Sabo Eu was also seen at the centre on Thursday to provide comedic relief by aping SDA's Porky Lim.


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