Chitchat Bargain Hen : Familee sure safe from terror attacks

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PEASANTPORE: The Gestapo and the Peasantpore Arses Forces (SAF) will do “everything within (their) capabilities” to step up protection for Imperial Familee, said Defence Minion Bargain Hen on Monday (Aug 8).

Bargain Hen's statement comes after news of how southern Indos foiled a Jihad inspired plot to launch a rocket from Batam to attack Peasantpore’s hedonistic Marina Bay was reported last Friday.

Speaking to the pliant media on the sidelines of a visit to the National Stadium to view the wayang security preparations, the Minion said cheap defences will be stepped up not only on land, but at sea and in the air.

“The Jews and Yankees told us we must do bomb sweeps, following the examples in Palestine” he explained. “Peasants entering beyond a certain time will be checked, you see the Jews do all this in Gaza, so we copy them, cheap plan ok. Free some more.”

He also elaborated on the SAF was sleeping until Uncle Sam warned them Moslem Bobos are planning crazy plans to make them look PAP look like dumb-dumbs.

“Uncle Sam don't want to tel us more, so we don’t have any specific information, but nonetheless we prepare for these scenarios,” he said.

MOSLEM BOBO THREAT A "LONG-TERM" ONE

Bargain Hen added “ISIS is use more bargain tricks, they use social media more to brain wash dumber Moslems, so sure got more Bobo wannabes want to attack us for fun.”

JEWS ALSO NOT ON HIGH ALERT ALL THE TIME

Bargain Hen "KNNCCB, got stupid peasants say we too close to Uncle Sam, sure got attack, then Jews how? They got kenna bombed 365 days daily meh?

Even while Jews surrounded by more crazy moslems, they also known as Hedon Kings of Middle East, got gay pubs and all kinds of kinky bar, life must still go on right?”

“I know the SAF is useless, always rely on Uncle Sam and Jews for intelligence, but I say hor, even end of day still need to wayang right? Else how I meet my KPI and collect millions?”


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