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Old 15-04-2007, 08:39 AM
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Talking Things you shouldn't say during sex
As above

1. Is it in already?

2. What's your name again?

3. You remind me of my ex.......bla bla bla...

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Old 15-04-2007, 08:53 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Yours is not as big as my ex
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:02 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
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Yours is not as big as my ex
Huh, you the gal???
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:08 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
plus dun do half way say out another person name....
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:17 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Girl to guy : 'When was the last time u saw your own dick without the aid of a mirror??'
For those who dun get it.......it means U R FAT !!
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:19 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
If this is the 1st time, don't say things like remember we used to do this & that?
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:29 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Accidentally call out your ex name
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Old 15-04-2007, 09:54 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
You are not up to my expectation
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
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Yours is not as big as my ex
or worse... she said "yours so small ah?". after that really no mood and it became smaller
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Old 15-04-2007, 11:26 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
how about You remind me of your mother or

Is that the right hole? I don't want you to get pregnant.

no offence meant
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Old 15-04-2007, 11:38 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
The best to a girl would be "Am I your first?" hahahaha
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Old 15-04-2007, 11:42 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Boy to girl - Hey,who that guy in that photo?
Girl to boy - Oh, that's me before my sex change operation
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Old 15-04-2007, 11:52 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
avoid words like mini, flat, airport... always compliment, especially SG girls.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
My contirbutions

- "You WOKE me up for THAT?!"

- Person 1: "This is your first time... right?"
- Person 2: "Yeah... today"

- "On second thought, let's turn off the lights."

- "Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..."

- "You're good enough to do this for a living!"

- "Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!"

- " Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

- "If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..."

- "Did I mention my transsexual operation?"

- "Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! "

- "When would you like to meet my parents?" (i really hate this one )

- "So that's why they call you MR. Flash! "

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Old 15-04-2007, 01:08 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
haha bro that a good one.

i also have one, when doing with girlfriend, don;t say " your sister also like this position"

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