Need advice from bros regarding pattaya

[cubezero79]

Hi bros, I am on my 1st trip to cheong pattaya so gt some queries hope anyone can help,hehe. I know there was a thread on survival of pattaya but i didnt understand the full guide in chinese and the english translation is too brief..so here r my questions

1) Hw much to hire a massage parlor fish tank gal for a day as companion?
(a friend told me gt such service but seems he paid alot)
2) What are the massage parlors for recommendations and to avoid?

3) any fun places of interest(not for sex) ?

4) any places to eat(not too exp)?

Sorry for all the trouble n inconvenience caused and million thanks to whoever can help to answer

[NobleEagle]

Bro, I have not been to Pataya recently but based on my experience and hearing, forget abt the Massage parlour. Just "twang" urself at those ago-ago bars near the beach theres lots of them waiting to be picked up.

Cheong for those that makes eyes contact and likes you and you most likely able to bring her back for a small fee but if she really likes you alot heck you could even get it for free

fun place of interest - the beach and sea sports

places to eat - if you dun mind and be adventurous, check out those food stalls/cafes along the beaches, their food should be very reasonable and nice to eat


BUT PLS TAKE CAUTIOUS, my source in Bangkok tells me that recently Thailand is raining cats & dogs everyday. If your going pataya, be prepare for some indoor activities jus in case or bring a amulet or some sun dance to bring out the sun while ur there

[mark17]

I highly recommend staying at the Penthouse Hotel.
Rates are higher than some sleazy places, but the rooms are sex havens...
Most have whirlpools... or jacuzzis that fit 4-5, all have fancy lights, mirrored ceilings... many with dance poles, some with sex swings.. (comes in handy when you are tired, just stand there, and let the swing do the motions..

It has a website.... http://www.penthousehotel.com/

good location... many clubs on the street, and close to walking street.
They have their club, the Kitten club downstairs... just bring the girl(s) up..
no problem with bringing in outside girls either..

Nice to get a LT girl, then rent a boat and go to the "Islands" for the day.
$30, the driver takes you out, and waits for you.
nice beach, fish grilled to order... jet skis, etc....

Several good BJ bars, and soapys there... and the cost is much less than BKK.

[manardsuraporn]

[QUOTE=cubezero79;2058175]Hi bros, I am on my 1st trip to cheong pattaya so gt some queries hope anyone can help,hehe. I know there was a thread on survival of pattaya but i didnt understand the full guide in chinese and the english translation is too brief..so here r my questions

its a great place to have yr vacation either for families or bachelor.
everything was so cheap here compare to bangkok n hatyai eg.hotels,food,shopping,motorbike rentals etc.the only thing that is slightly more expensive compare to hatyai is the "thai traditional massage".in hatyai you paid an average of 250 baht for two hours of massage whereas in pattaya you have to pay double or more to get that same amount of hours.thats the only drawback.

we stay at "j & p court" hotel (a newly built small hotel/motel) for the whole time even though we did went out to search for other hotels around north/south pattaya beach road as well as jomtien beach area,we felt so comfortable and convenient at this place that we wouldn't want to moved.

there are two types of room at this place.one with the balcony facing the swimming pool while the other faces unused open ground.there's also another type similar size with the former but faces the front road.prices are 750 baht for the former and 650 baht for the latter during low season.my recommendation,take the one that faces the swimming pool.one drawback about this place is that it doesn't have a restaurant but you do not need one especially if there are restaurant all over the neighbourhood within walking distance.coffee is free though in the morning at the lobby.

the location is at 312/87,soi lengki 1,pattaya soi 3 road.tel # 66 38 414 805

[manardsuraporn]

Right across this hotel....there's a block of business comprises of beer bars,one gay bar,couple of massage massage places,24 hr minimart and internet joint,and not forgetting a food shops that is one of the best in pattaya.
they hv the best "khao kar moo","khao mun kai","khao moo daeng/krob",noodles with fish cake etc.its right across j&p hotel ...about 50 meters walking towards soi diana.
they only open in the morning n closes around 2/3pm (everything sold out by tthen)
and also right at the cross junction of soi lengke and soi diana there's lots of food stall of every kind that u should try.its cheap.
in fact its basically everywhere in pattaya !!!

i would suggest that u shoud stay in somewhere bet central pattaya and south pattaya (beach rd to 3rd rd) this is the area that hv the most happening be it shopping,restaurant,bars,massage ....all is within walking distance.
rent a motorbike (300 baht a day) and u can travel all over pattaya.

i do not recommended u stay in those hotel in jomtien beach.not much happenings there ,pretty quite,its totally dead now ever since the russian girls got murdered on the beach

[sassina2]

Originally Posted by manardsuraporn

rent a motorbike (300 baht a day) and u can travel all over pattaya.

Most motorcycles (honda cub type ) is 150 bahts a day (manual) and 180 bahts a day (auto) but the insurance is the key - always make sure they have at least some basic insurance because that is the major cost if you have some misfortune.

Do ride extra careful cos the traffic is heavy and on a vehicle like that, you have no protection.

Sometimes there are police checks so if you have no license and don't really need the bike, forget about renting one esp if you stay in main Pattaya where the "songthaew" (baht bus) goes round and round and you can hop on and off on their routes anytime for so little money.

[manardsuraporn]

map of pattaya.....

http://www.thaiwaysmagazine.com/patt...p_pattaya.html

[77887788]

This year jan i went to pattaya and bkk for 5d4n.. so stay pataya for 2 nite..
me and my fren stay at pataya soi 8, sun shine hotel.. the hotel new and clean.. below the hotel full with bar, wohhh.... lot girl there... soi 6 to soi 8 got lot gal, i find that most of the gal at soi 8 is young and pretty.. haha
only 1k baht... unlimited shot...

the fish tank if not mistaken is 1.8k for 2 shot but dun know the rate for bring out.. but u can bring the bar gal out since the bar gal is very cheap only...

bkk is very expensive.. fish tank is 3k for 30s gal and 4k for younger gal...

[manardsuraporn]

if you want to check on the latest pattaya news .....click on the link below
(pics included also)

http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_update.html

Hi Seniors,

I will like to enquire currently where are the happening discos in Pattaya?

In 2 weeks time I'm heading there.

Thanks in advance.